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A very JORT post

Posted in SWD's ramblings, Uncategorized, Wardrobe with tags , , , , , , , on February 13, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (West coast Stacey/ SWD)

It’s warm here in the OC. You know what that means? Time to break out the JORTS.

Which got me wondering. Since Jacob imprints (eww) on Renesmeee. To show his creepiness devotion, do you think for a baby gift he brings her these:

Huggies Jorts: for when wolves imprint on infants

Will we soon find this, wandering around the pre schools of La Push?

Where are their mothers?

And all of this makes this sooooo much creepier. That’s Quil!

Eww, that's even what they call the non Quiluetes

I’ll leave you with this blog. Just Jorts . It’ll make your mullet stand on end.