Archive for Ian Somerhalder

Fake Celebrity Email Theater (Twitter Edition)

Posted in Comic Con, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Tweets, True Blood, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2012 by talksupe
posted by EC Stace

Rob’s Adventures at Comic-Con

I am praying for better hair this year.

I get it, we’ve disappeared. I apologize, but seriously it has been a busy time for us both. To make it up to those of you still reading our crazy…here’s a fake celebrity email theater for you to enjoy.

Disclaimer: You know this isn’t real, right? You must know that they can’t actually act this way. At least, I hope not. 

MCROBBASE: Ian, mate, what are you doing?

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: In a panel. Go away!

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: Paul says hi. 

MCROBBASE: Paul, how’s the panel? I am bored. They won’t let me drink a beer.

ROMANTICSTEFAN: Its 10:30 in the morning! Have an orange juice. Nina and I are playing rock, paper, scissors. They are only talking to Ian about 50 Shades of Grey anyway.

MCROBBASE: The movie based on my life? I saw pictures of me and the book in some magazines. I wonder why they called it 50 Shades of Grey?  I am a colorful bloke. There was this one time when Tom and I got ahold of some grey paint, but it was only to paint a rocking chair.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: Idiot.

ROMANTICSTEFAN: It’s a porn book based on Twilight fanfiction, Rob! My wife likes to read it aloud. It scares me.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: You are an idiot too, Paul.

MCROBBASE: This is brilliant! You want to be like me…or Edward.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: I certainly do not want to be a sparkly, pent up, virgin vampire. I think infusing some Damon in that flick would help. Plus, I am good with nudity.

MCROBBASE: I think Michael Fassbender would be a great choice if nudity should be taken in consideration.

ROMANTICSTEFAN: I second that motion.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: I hate you both.

MCROBBASE: I think you could be good too, Alex.

SWEDEVAMP: How did you get this number? I told my agent to make it unlisted.

VAMPSDOITBIGGERINTEXAS: Does anyone have any diapers? Little guy did a poopy.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: Kill me now.

MCROBBASE: I have some in my bag for Tom and Sienna’s little one. I babysit on Thursdays. What size do you need, Jackson?

TEENWOLF: Hey guys. Why don’t you ever text me?

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: What’s up, baby lover?

TEENWOLF: Oh, come on!

Don’t you wish THAT happened at Comic Con?

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Fake Celebrity Email (Texting) Theater Presents…

Posted in award shows, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Emails, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , on January 12, 2012 by talksupe
Posted by EC Stacey
I just love the older birds! That’s why I pick movies like Water For Elephants and Bel Amie.

Somerhalder and Pattinson at The People’s Choice Awards

Ian: Can someone please take the phone away from Robert Pattinson? Paul: He can text me if he wants.

That’s right, the holidays are over and it’s time for award season! What’s on tap first? That giant commercial for hair products and makeup, The People’s Choice Awards. (Which is true! They had actual real time advertisements throughout the thing. If I was an actor attending I would knock some sense into the producer of that cheese fest with the glass award.)

But the most important development was a cleanly shaved Robert Pattinson or Mr.Clean, because it was his head and a supremely smug, yet dapper Ian Somerhalder were in the same venue. #asignoftheMayanapocolypse. That means it’s time for a super special Fake Celebrity Email Theater, Texting Edition!

Disclaimer: This isn’t real. At all. Let’s be clear now…NOT REAL. Promise me you don’t think any of this is true or any of these actors are ACTUALLY like this. What is true? Pattinson did wear that outfit and must have gotten a bit “tipsy” with an electric shaver.

PFACH: Cheers, Ian! Where’s the bloody bar in this place?

ISomer: Peter Fachinelli? Where did you get my phone number?

PFACH: It’s me, Rob! I stole Peter’s phone. He won’t mind he’s like my da. I got this free phone from AT&T, but it doesn’t text. It DOES have a neat flip lid, so I won’t accidentally call Nikki Reed anymore. Kristen doesn’t like that. So where’s the bar?

ISomer: Leave me alone. He last thing you need is a drink.

PFACH: I always need a drink, bloke! But it’s for my date.

ISomer: Kristen Stewart isn’t here. Did you come with the other vampire girl?

PFACH: That sexy little bird? Nina Di…Russian something? I tried to chat her up on the carpet. I think we are hitting up Mickey D’s after the show.

ISomer: That’s my girlfriend!!!!!

PFACH: I truly apologize, Ian! But isn’t she a bit young for you? She’s like 16 and your 40.

ISomer: I…I…what is wrong with you! By the way, I’m 33!

PFACH: You look so much older. Anyway, back to the bar. Betty wants to get her drink on.

ISomer: Betty White? What?!?

PFACH: Those older bird love to get their drink on! I learned this on the Water For Elephants set with Reese. She loved those G&T’s…hold on a sec! I just won!

I’m back! What did you think of my speech?

ISomer: It sucked, Sparkles.

PFACH: That wasn’t nice. Oh it’s Paul!

PWes: Dude, nice speech! I should plan you a celebration party! It would be better with Nina’s help, but IAN doesn’t let her help anymore.

ISomer: She can’t spend everyday at you house picking out decorative party napkins, Paul. It’s getting obsessive and, to tell the truth, weird.

PWes: You’re just jealous I never ask you on your opinion on my napkins.

Anyway, ROB what happened to your hair?!? OMG!

PFACH: A little razor incident. You see, Tom and I got a 12 pack of Heineken. We thought Sienna and Kristen would like us free of cumbersome hair. Tom chickened last minute and here I am left hairless. Kristen is quite put out and keeps mentioning Chris Helmsworth’s flowing locks. Stupid Snow White.

ISomer: You know what’s stupid? Your story and your shirt.

PWes: I like his shirt. It shows he’s relaxed and fun.

ISomer: You would.

PFACH: Paul would, because he is a true friend. I like your shirt, too. The rolled sleeves are a nice touch! Not stuffy, like Mr. Fancy Pants.

Look! Your lady won, Ian! Why is she smiling at Paul?

ISomer: Please stop.

PFACH: Don’t be put out. She probably misses picking out streamers with him, you know.

PWes: She really does. It’s true! She texts me fun entertaining ideas all day long! Like for instance, do you think 100 Monkeys would play her cousin’s 13th birthday party? He loves Twilight!

PFach: Sure. It’s not like Jackson is doing anything else.

ISomer: Will you two stop! My category is up next!

*Three sad minutes later*

PFACH: Sorry, Man. I do like that bloke from Serenity. I’ve never seen Castle. But i love Serenity, I should do SciFi. You know that the creator of Serenity created Buffy? Now THAT’S a good vampire tv show!

ISomer: I am so going to make fun of you on Twitter now. Well after a send a series of tweets about the plight of rare butterflies.

Yeah, those two should hug it out or at least do Dancing With The Stars together. #scaryimagesoftheday Can’t wait to see them at the MTV Awards!

Vampire Diaries: The End of the Affair

Posted in Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 6, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West coast Stacey)

…Or NOW we’re talking.

SWD: No hiking, camping or flannel… Costumes, drama, angst! ! AND flashback Stefan!

mmmmm, flappers

SWD: Costumes: I luv me some 20’s dresses and waved bob haircuts, red lipstick, and sparkly jewels. I need to watch more Boardwalk Empire.

EC: Flashbacks make me happy, because of the fabulous costumes! I love those 1920’s duds, as much as I love the Civil War costumes! (Still swooning over them.) 

SWD: Klaus has a crush on Stefan: Because seriously, why wouldn’t he want to party with Damon? Damon is right, he is much better at this sort of thing. Vampire’s can glamour/compel each other? Ohhh, this is why he chose Stefan. Stefffy and Becky were a hot little item. I like them together.

Love during Prohibition

EC: Damon is too much of a bad boy to be with Klaus. They would always try to outdo one another. Drinking contests at sorority houses. (Drinking what? Well the options are limitless and probably gross.) You can’t have two alpha males hanging out, Klaus needs a wingman and the loverboy that can keep his little sister in line.

I'm sooo doing your sister

SWD: The witch with the bitchin’ earrings and hair flowers. She’s like Vamp Di’s Sam Merlotte. Or if Tara, Lafayette and Sam merged into one character. Win=WIN.

EC: I liked her. (Like I like most witches on this show.) She and Damon seemed to be buddies and you can tell she can hold her own with these vamp boys. Good for her!

Nobody messes around in my bar!

SWD: Klaus’ sister: Rebecca. Uh oh, did Stefan re gift her necklace to Elena? Uh oh, #thisWouldn’veHappenedIfHe’dGoneToZalesTiffanys

EC: You know, Stefan is going to use that old excuse, “I couldn’t remember that it belonged to somebody else, Elena!” Then he’ll do some “manly” weeping and begging. Probably wearing his tight v-neck shirt. Somedays he makes little Elena look like the man in the relationship. It’s basically, Sullen Hero Vampire 101. Equal parts heroics/martyer equates to girlish whining and begging. Also called The Edward Cullen Syndrome. You can also find this definition in the dictionary when looking up the name Bill Compton.

You can find my picture in the dictionary under "Brooding" and "Weepy"

SWD: Caroline’s Daddy’s “Tough Love”: Worse than “Scared Straight”, or that wilderness-drop-your-kid-off-in-the-Arizona-desert and let them survive themselves off of their addiction, Caroline’s daddy goes all Betty Ford on her.

The questionable cure for vampire addiction

EC: It makes me think of when Caroline’s Daddy aka HRG was on Heroes. He would always protect his immortal daughter, The Cheerleader and go torture chamber on all the other Heroes/Villians on the show. Now on Vampire Diaries he’s using all those torture techniques on Caroline. BTW…I miss Heroes. The first season was so good and had great potential, then went down hill. So the opposite of what happened to Vampire Diaries.

Remember Heroes? I do.

SWD: Stefan goes Edward Cullen on Elena and gives her “the Talk: “You don’t belong in my world Bella, Elena.” And now he’s free to hook up with Rebecca. And Damon can swoop in to mend that broken Elena heart, but where will Katherine fit in? Dah Dah Dum…

Are you over sensitive, moody and have a martyer complex? Then you have The Edward Cullen Syndrome. Get a backbone ASAP.

EC: See! Another classic example of The Edward Cullen Syndrome, New Moon Edition! Ohh…Angel did it on Buffy, too! I need to concentrate on Damon and Eric Northman. Those anti-heroes are the best. The best at not annoying me. You know who’s grown on me…Tyler. He was so sweet to Caroline…what is wrong with me! Ugh!!!

Too sweet! Now I have to take back some of what I said about Tyler. Sigh.

SWD: Looking forward to tonight’s epi!

EC: Me too! Because, she’s back!

Katherine!!!!!

Vampire Diaries Recap: The Birthday or…

Posted in Recaps, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , on September 22, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey

We're Back!

Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles Everywhere

*Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers everywhere too!

Vampire Diaries is back and it’s looking great. Damon surrounded by well placed bubbles looks mighty great! Tonight is episode two, so let’s look back to last Thursday and get reminded by the big plot points. (Aka making jokes about the big plot points.)

So much going on...which means a great season of Vampire Diaries!

When Will They Ever Learn…Mystic Falls Events Equal Casualties:

It’s Elena’s 18th Birthday, y’all! You know what that means…she’s legal for Civil War era vampires! (That’s creepy when you see it written down. Yikes!) What a way to celebrate your birthday then to be confronted be a “Bubbly”Damon. Then a massive party planned by Caroline’s party planning company, Not a Good Idea Events. Underage drinking, sexual frolicking and usually a dead body. When will they ever learn…large functions in Mystic Falls never turn out good!

This guy likes bubble baths.

Ohh…bye, bye Scarf Lady! (That was just harsh, Stefan.)

I will miss you...actually your collection of scarves.

 

A good party for Mystic Falls means beer, making out and only one death

Here Comes The Ripper:

Somebody's being a very bad boy.

You know how we didn’t dig Simpleton Eric on True Blood? Well, the opposite for Ripper Stefan! He’s better when he’s bad. Take that Edward Cullen! (Your Twilight mention of the post) Those poor girls in the house! Also, poor Alaric when saw what Stefan did to those girls. Rolling heads do nothing to help settle upset stomachs. They didn’t show it, but I bet Damon had to leave the room to giggle. At least Stefan put them together again, like those dolls you can get for your daughters that you can change their outfits by popping off a torso and maybe an arm. Do they still make those?

Did you really need to make me see that girl's head fall off? I lost my ham and cheese sandwich.

Look who it is…

Aww...it's little Simon!

Poor Reverend Camden…Simon left 7th Heaven and became a dirty werewolf trucker who drinks beers named Ray. Since I watched 7th Heaven when I was a youn’un to ogle the guy who played Simon’s brother. I find this disturbing, but kind of cool. Like when Stefan used Ray as a human dart board. Poor Ray…not only was he all marked up by darts, but he’s a vamp/wolf. That can’t be a comfortable transformation.

Guess this is what happens when you stop going to Sunday School!

“I See Dead People.” Jeremy Style:

"I see dead girlfriends...who wants to get their chronic on?"

All of a sudden Jeremy looks hot again. Is it because Bonnie was pretty much MIA this episode and he couldn’t whine at her? Or is it that Ghost Whisper might be getting an actual plot. He’s the Vampire Diaries Lafayette. (Question, will he now see Jesus from True Blood and start dressing more flamboyantly? I would much prefer seeing Jesus then Vicki and Anna. Just sayin’.) I am concerned that Jeremy is going to go down hill now that he’s partaking again in the wacky weed and hanging out with annoying Matt. (Sorry WC, he’s my new least favorite character now that Tyler’s been redeemed.)

Hello Tyler and Caroline! The Two Most Narcissistic Characters Are Actually Wonderful Together:

I'm pretty and you're pretty...it's been destined in the stars

Do opposites attract? Sometimes. Do two characters that actually have like personalities, but one like to bite necks and the other gets REALLY hairy once a month have super chemistry? Absolutely!!! These two get jealous and fight. Then they go at it like the rabbits they both chase and then eat. Much better, than that Caroline and prejudiced Matt mess! 

Unfortunately, new love cannot go smooth! (The ratings would plummet!) Caroline get’s shot by Tyler’s mom. (That’s the future mother-in-law from hell. That’s never a good sign for a future relationship!)

Those Poor Star Crossed Lovers! Sniff Sniff!

The final scene with the sad Stefan and Elena phone call brought a tear to my eyes! But not enough to get rid of Ripper Stefan!

Memories..of pouting at each other

What do you think of the first episode of the new season? Let us know in the comments or on twitter @talksupe!  

     

I Didn’t Watch the Teen Choice Awards But…

Posted in award shows, Ian Stuff, Pattinson Ponderings, Twilight, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , on August 14, 2011 by talksupe
 posted be EC Stacey

Let’s Pretend I Did

Why am I here? I am starring in The Help for goodness sakes!

Let get to the truth first…I completely forgot the Teen Choice Awards was on. Oh..and I wouldn’t have watched them anyway because I am an adult with a toddler and a preschooler, so the fact that I co-write this blog and write “stories” is really embarassment enough for one girl. (BTW…writing this while drinking Pinot Grigio. Drinking and writing…oh enjoy the insanity.) But, I did look at the pictures on PopSugar before I fell asleep on the couch watching True Blood. (That couch is way too comfy!) Which reminds me…the True Blood recap is going to be a double addition due to sleeping through last week episode TWICE. Not that it wasn’t good, but it’s summer and the gin & tonics make me sleepy. Also, I am trying to try to talk myself out of being team witch,which is seriously happening. Anyway, here is my review of the show I didn’t watch, because seriously all the screaming teenagers make my ears bleed.

Okay little Biebers, I understand. I loved New Kids On The Block back in the day. Had a Donnie Walberg Beach Towel, but...seeing the Biebs makes my eyes bleed. You'll understand when you become a parent.

 

Seriously, you HAVEN'T done anything with that hair? Are you going through some issues with being a heartthrob? This is getting ridiculous. Those little girls need to be mobbing you with scissors and hair gel not admiration.

 

Fine jailbait, I'll admit it...it's time for a Rob hair .

 

Alright Ashley, it's time to channel your inner Alice Cullen and get out that MARK makeup starter kit and fix that Rob up!

 
 

Nice job. Ashley! Kellan looks pretty! Now get to work on Rob.

 

It's the Harry Potter guys! Umm...I might have only watched the one with Rob in it and turned it off before his character died. Awkward. Oh and embarassing.

 

Hi Glee cast! Where's the lovely Mr. Shue? Right he's my age so he's at a bar.

 

Somerhalder, did you forget how old you are? You can meet Matthew Morrison and I at a bar. *rolling eyes*

 

On a more positive note...I liked Nikki's dress.

 

Back to old people at teen award shows...hey there cougar! Trying to get close to the Biebs? *that image is disgusting and I just gagged*

 

You two were there. Why? Oh and Walberg, your kid is too young to be there, so don't use that as an excuse. Just slightly questionable parenting.

 
 

Has a plague descended upon us? The Kardashian Clan are here too?!? I am really worrying for society at this moment.

 

Rudy from The Cosby Show?!? I am so old! *crying into a glass of Pinot Grigio*

 
 

Who the heck is this? The girl who sang that horrible Friday song? Really?!? I am trembling about the future.

 

Let's end on a postive note! Normally this would be Rob or Ian, but...Rob has horrible hair and Ian has regressed to 15 year-old.

 
 
 
I need more wine…
 
 
 

Mr. Pattinson…It’s Time For Your Hair Intervention! Comic Con Edition

Posted in Advice from Elders, Comic Con, Ian Stuff, Pattinson Ponderings, Random Alex Stuff, Supernatural TV Show, True Blood, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries, Water For Elephants with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 27, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey
Remember the Good Old Days?

What Was the Scariest Thing at Comic Con?

This is not the good old days...this is a cry for help

EC: Robert…Robert…Robert…what are we going to with you? Cosmopolis has wrapped,so there should be no need to have that disturbing mess on your head. Supposedly, you want to be taken seriously as an actor. I get that. I really do. BUT, and this is a big BUT (and I cannot lie. *giggle* Sorry I just channeled some old school rap, because that hair style is so ridiculous, I’m regressing into my inner 13 year old.), no one can take anyone seriously wearing an ode to the band Flock of Seagulls on their head. (Flock of Seagulls, you ask? Well Rob, I was young when they were popular too. Just watch VH1’s Remember the 80’s! You can so learn so much that really should be forgotten. Like those hideous 80’s neon sunglasses, that I have been seeing everywhere this summer. Ugh. #thingsthatshouldremainburied

SWD: So much eighties stuff is in style. Since I do “Remember the eighties (or eh-ies as my cronies fondly speak of them) I had neon glasses, and strange haircuts and I wanted to be a Go-Go. I wish I’d held on to my oversized earrings and pegged skinny jeans, I could have made some dough on e-bay, #authenticVintage

EC: Now I am assuming that the unfortunate hairstyle is due to the Cosmopolis film. I haven’t read the book, since I am now reading The Help (ahem fan fiction). Diving into the world of racial inequality of the 1950’s South. (Just admit it…reading fan fiction, where Bella is actually awesome). You know IMPORTANT literature. (Fan fiction.) However, is it possible that Paul Giamatti decided to shave “the pretty boy” (that’d be you) after getting “the pretty boy” drunk on Merlot? Because everybody knows, Paul hates that Merlot! #thingslearnedforwatchingSideways)

You're going down, pretty boy!Get these two to Banana Republic or at least Target. No more Thrift Stores!

SWD: Off topic: Did you see “Bottle Shock?” I liked it better than Sideways (eye candy and the girl has cute 70’s shirts and boots)

EC: Here’s my question…do you think its a good idea to keep one side long, while trying to grow the other side back? Why not just cut the other side to match? (SWD: I vote mohawk, I ALWAYS vote mohawk *winks at young Ian and Rehvenge)EC: Do you want to match Kristen’s questionable black bra/white teeshirt look? That’s just you two taking the white trash look to a whole new level.

SWD: Colored bra+ sheer shirt = 80’s for the 10’s. I grew up in the age of early Madonna and Cyndi Lauper. The sheer was mesh, so I think LeStew is actually, classing the look up. Now if it were the iconic Madonna cone bra… we’d have another story.

Here at Talk Supe,we are here to help! Here is some helpful suggestions!

Water for Elephants:

EC: Just cut it short. You really did look nice in this movie.

Much better. Plus you would stop looking like a patient in the psych ward.

The Vampire Diaries Cast @ Comic Con:

EC: They sometimes have some confusing clothing choices, but more times then not they look good. Most important, their hair looks great!

You can have fun with your style and still look good. Just stay away from tiny hats! Ahem…Somerhalder.

SWD: The entire cast of VampDi has amazing hair. Always.

Wait, did I say that? Did I forget Klaus’ Elizabethan wig or early Elijah’s good boy hair? Well they both look good in the end.

True Blood Cast @ Comic Con:

EC: They are adults. Even if they are the same age as you, they act like adults. You are 25, Robert. Observe how grown ups dress at work. (Okay, slightly more fashionable then in an office, but still professional/attractive.)

SWD: Hold on, this is True Blood were talking about. When do they actually “dress” for work, unless it’s the “sock of destiny” #notComplaining

They clean up nice after all the dirty stuff happening in Bon Temps

SWD: Looking good, Joe’s so lovely I’m not even noticing the “v” is going into Stefan territory

Always a lovely and classy couple.

Robert, meet your style icon.


SWD: I’m sorry EC, did you say something. I got distracted.^

And speaking of socks…

Fun with Socks = Good, Crazy with Hair = Bad

Supernatural @ Comic Con

EC: Sam and Dean not only can bring cool to casual, but they can kick butt. Learn this and you can get great new acting gigs!

These boys can work the hair and the Sam's Shirts!

 SWD: That IS a Sam shirt.. Alcide wore it last episode, and Sam wore it last season. Love it!
EC: We have so much hope for you, Rob. This intervention is for your own good. Now we just need to work on your umm…interesting…clothing choices.

Alright, I'll admit it. Just start listening to Taylor.

Somerhalder is Saving the World! One Hosting Gig at a Time…

Posted in Giving Back, Ian Somerhalder Foundation, Ian Stuff, Vampire Diaries, Whale Wars with tags , , , , , , on July 19, 2011 by talksupe
posted by East Coast Stacey

Saving the Earth...and fedoras. Every single day...

Blue August on Planet Green = A Week of Somerhalder Hosting Duties August 21

 

EC:You can learn interesting things when watching programs on the Planet Green Channel. For instance, how the Grizzly Bears and salmon co-exist to make a functioning eco-system. Now, I believe in making our world greener. I recycle,while growing tomatoes and basil in the garden (still alive! whoo hoo!). Someday, I might even trade in my “boat” aka SUV, for a Prius or horse and buggy when the kiddies get too big for the car seats. I might not, like some people (ahem, Ian), get to travel to far off places and save woodland creatures. Create a save the world foundation (Ahem, ahem Ian. But very cool).  Or spout off earth friendly reminders on Twitter, when not bashing sparkly British vampires (ahem again, Ian).  So, when learning about the bears and the fish, I was not surprised to see that our buddy Ian is hosting a week of eco television programs about all aspects of water.

Planet Green figures out a way to get a higher females 13-50 demographic

EC: It was a natural progression for our favorite earth friendly vampire playing actor. Frolicking on beaches, saving sea animals and cleaning the precious water that sustains us all. It is very admirable. Maybe, not beach frolicking, but the rest is GREAT! I might, in the nicest and most respectful way, that Ian trades is his tiny fedoras for a nice baseball cap. They work so much better for cleaning up litter from beaches then a sassy tiny hat. (Plus, I have a sassy fedora and I don’t want to match.)

Baseball caps protect your face from the sun's rays AND look rugged.

 

This offers no protection. It also makes you look like a gient wearing a toddler's hat.

 

SWD: That hat  might be a pork pie. They run smaller… it’s the fedora’s version of a baby tee. But again, fashion vs. function. For true sun protection, I suggest something from REI or Orvis.

Proper sun hats for Ian:

Stylish chapeaux courtesy of Orvis.

 

Next year, I have an even better idea than just hosting a week of shows you aren’t even on…go on one for a save the whales adventure!

This is taking it to the next level!

 

EC: The Animal Planet and working on the vessel, the Steve Irwin, will give you a lot of save the earth experience. 

SWD: This show owns our DVR. Mr. Snow and I watch all sea faring adventures (WW, Deadliest Catch, Swords-life on the line). Is it wrong they make me hungry? Crab legs, Mmmmmm. Swordfish steak, delish.

This is your captain, Ian. This guy is SERIOUS about saving whales and not going to music festivals or movie awards

SWD: Captain Ian looks very menacing, even in a hoodie. Paul, take note.
 
EC: You can ride around one of these! It will toughen you up for the next season of Vampire Diaries!
 
 
If Heroes girl can get arrested saving dolphins (or something), you can too!

Saving the world, not only on television

 
EC: Here’s a video about your foundation, because we really and truly admire your dedication to the planet. (We kid, because we like you. But give Pattinson a break, the boy seems sensitive.)