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Breaking Dawn is coming…sooo…

Posted in Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , on November 7, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey


It's Back...

That’s right, kids Breaking Dawn is amongst us. In celebration or for some of cringing anticipation will be bringing the joy by having special Twilight inspired posts. Celebrity Email theater? Yep! Character Email Theater? You betcha! A random review of the sountrack? Uh Huh! An even more random review or the random reviews coming out about the movie? Ahh why not! Making fun of the more unusual plot points? You better believe it!

Looking for his baby in all the wrong places. *snicker*


B: Is this really the end? E: No, my darling. There is another installment with a group of random characters and no epic battle. B: Oh. I at least get to arm wrestle Emmett? E: That's yet to be determined, my love. B: Damn it.

But, you may ask, what about Vampire Diaries and Secret Circle? You two already are complete slackers when writing recaps, are you finally admitting you are behind? Fine, you are right! But…we will still try to keep up or at least catch up on the shows. Promise!


We can't believe you keep forgetting about us with all that "sparkly vampire" nonsense.


Vampire Diaries: The End of the Affair

Posted in Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 6, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West coast Stacey)

…Or NOW we’re talking.

SWD: No hiking, camping or flannel… Costumes, drama, angst! ! AND flashback Stefan!

mmmmm, flappers

SWD: Costumes: I luv me some 20’s dresses and waved bob haircuts, red lipstick, and sparkly jewels. I need to watch more Boardwalk Empire.

EC: Flashbacks make me happy, because of the fabulous costumes! I love those 1920’s duds, as much as I love the Civil War costumes! (Still swooning over them.) 

SWD: Klaus has a crush on Stefan: Because seriously, why wouldn’t he want to party with Damon? Damon is right, he is much better at this sort of thing. Vampire’s can glamour/compel each other? Ohhh, this is why he chose Stefan. Stefffy and Becky were a hot little item. I like them together.

Love during Prohibition

EC: Damon is too much of a bad boy to be with Klaus. They would always try to outdo one another. Drinking contests at sorority houses. (Drinking what? Well the options are limitless and probably gross.) You can’t have two alpha males hanging out, Klaus needs a wingman and the loverboy that can keep his little sister in line.

I'm sooo doing your sister

SWD: The witch with the bitchin’ earrings and hair flowers. She’s like Vamp Di’s Sam Merlotte. Or if Tara, Lafayette and Sam merged into one character. Win=WIN.

EC: I liked her. (Like I like most witches on this show.) She and Damon seemed to be buddies and you can tell she can hold her own with these vamp boys. Good for her!

Nobody messes around in my bar!

SWD: Klaus’ sister: Rebecca. Uh oh, did Stefan re gift her necklace to Elena? Uh oh, #thisWouldn’veHappenedIfHe’dGoneToZalesTiffanys

EC: You know, Stefan is going to use that old excuse, “I couldn’t remember that it belonged to somebody else, Elena!” Then he’ll do some “manly” weeping and begging. Probably wearing his tight v-neck shirt. Somedays he makes little Elena look like the man in the relationship. It’s basically, Sullen Hero Vampire 101. Equal parts heroics/martyer equates to girlish whining and begging. Also called The Edward Cullen Syndrome. You can also find this definition in the dictionary when looking up the name Bill Compton.

You can find my picture in the dictionary under "Brooding" and "Weepy"

SWD: Caroline’s Daddy’s “Tough Love”: Worse than “Scared Straight”, or that wilderness-drop-your-kid-off-in-the-Arizona-desert and let them survive themselves off of their addiction, Caroline’s daddy goes all Betty Ford on her.

The questionable cure for vampire addiction

EC: It makes me think of when Caroline’s Daddy aka HRG was on Heroes. He would always protect his immortal daughter, The Cheerleader and go torture chamber on all the other Heroes/Villians on the show. Now on Vampire Diaries he’s using all those torture techniques on Caroline. BTW…I miss Heroes. The first season was so good and had great potential, then went down hill. So the opposite of what happened to Vampire Diaries.

Remember Heroes? I do.

SWD: Stefan goes Edward Cullen on Elena and gives her “the Talk: “You don’t belong in my world Bella, Elena.” And now he’s free to hook up with Rebecca. And Damon can swoop in to mend that broken Elena heart, but where will Katherine fit in? Dah Dah Dum…

Are you over sensitive, moody and have a martyer complex? Then you have The Edward Cullen Syndrome. Get a backbone ASAP.

EC: See! Another classic example of The Edward Cullen Syndrome, New Moon Edition! Ohh…Angel did it on Buffy, too! I need to concentrate on Damon and Eric Northman. Those anti-heroes are the best. The best at not annoying me. You know who’s grown on me…Tyler. He was so sweet to Caroline…what is wrong with me! Ugh!!!

Too sweet! Now I have to take back some of what I said about Tyler. Sigh.

SWD: Looking forward to tonight’s epi!

EC: Me too! Because, she’s back!


VampDi Season Finale: What’s the Plan, Superman?

Posted in Recaps, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West coast Stacey)

Or the one where Stefan brings it!


Well now, Vampire Diaries has sure taken a turn for the awesome. Whereas we weren’t left with cliffhangers, more like new cans open, worms everywhere.

*thinks* Dude, I rocked that frock coat hard back in the day. Amateur.

Damon: He tries to go all Heather’s on himself and bask in the sunlight to scorching. Full of angst, Stefan saves him and tosses him in the basement. Later Alaric comes over, they get drunk and they attempt “The Talk”: I- turned-your-wife-vamp style. But they’re men and they stop before they could actually reveal some emotions.

EC: Ha ha! Heathers! I loved that movie. Winona Ryder and Christian Slater in their former glory. Also, I love when Damon and Alaric show their manly love.

Klaus: I just have to mention how much I like their styles. Good job on “The Original” brother’s wardrobes. But wardrobe dept, you have really been doing well this last half of the season! You must have finally heard the old saying, “GUYS: The deeper the V-neck the bigger your Vajayjay”. Thank you. OK, back to Klaus. So he stakes his brother Elijah. Then Stefan. Then bites Katherine. Then heals her. Then we see that he’s the Cure. And no I don’t mean in a Robert Smith kind of way. Hybrid Klaus is his own curse and cure. How handy dandy. We find out that he wants Stefan, but he wants him bad. As in “Ripper” bad Stefan. Like this:

EC: Is it just me or doesn’t Klaus’s hair look like a Chia Pet or…a jeri curl? Put’s the fear into me. (not really)

The OTHER blond sheriff: Yeah, she shows up. Shoots Whiny (Jeremy). Hates Damon and her own daughter. Dude, she sucks. *sings* I (got) shot (by) the sheriff… but she didn’t shoot no Da-mon-y (OK, it’s a stretch.) Speaking of blond sheriff’s. Hello, True Blood promo! It looks like they got new make up, they have pigment and are all dewy/ glow-y. Dare I say sparkly?

EC: Yay True Blood! I am so excited!!!! Thank goodness there will be something good to watch this summer. Confused Eric is my favorite! Plus, I just finished the newest book. It’s great! (review coming soon!)

Bonnie: Tunes into the witch channel but they scramble her cranium like DirectTv in a thunderstorm. She’s is begging for Whiny’s life and they’re like, “Um not so much”. So she cries a lot. Then poof Whiny is back from the dead. Will he turn vamp since Caroline tried to feed him her blood when he was dead? Oooooh, I hope resurrected Whiny turns all Pet Semetery. That would make him severely interesting. In this epi. Whiny smiled. Twice. No wait, three times. That was epic! He has teeth! Who knew?

EC: He was cute again in the last scene. Does that mean he will be less ‘whiny’ next season? Let’s all cross our fingers. If not, then Miss Bonnie needs a new love interest ASAP!

Caroline had a cute jacket. I have a similiar one and I completely ripped off her outfit. My inner WNTW Stacey London was shrieking at me that my style icon should not be 2 decades my junior. But neither Matt nor Tyler where there to witness Caroline’s cuteness? Where were they. (see previous VampDi post)

Except SWD's eggplant tee was from Whole Foods. Somerhalder approves!

EC: Now I want that jacket too! So cute! I…I…missed Logan…I just didn’t say that…

Elena/ Katherine:So Damon is halluciniating that Elena is civil war Katherine and that he is begging for her to change him. So Damon had a vamp choice, and chose it. Does Stefan know this? Speaking of civil war, The Mystic Falls townfolk are watching Gone with the Wind and are all dressed up in period garb. How do they all own civil war clothing? Is there one hell of a rental shop? Do they all partake in historical re-enactments on the weekend? I don’t get it. Anywho, Damon bites Elena/ Katherine and she gets mad. Then finds out he’s dying and does to his death bed. And KISSES him. Which of course Katherine sees and lords over, saying “It’s OK to love them both. I did.” Oh Katherine, we all do.

EC: Katherine really is my favorite. She brings snarky to a whole new level. Plus, I just love those curls! I want curls like that for a wedding I’m going to.

Plus, I love that the town of Mystic Falls owns community Civil War costumes! Here in the Northeast we have colonial military costumes. Not as comfy and the dresses not as frilly. More like Pilgrim-ware.

*sings* Torn between two luvahs..."

Stefan: This was Stefan’s episode. He finally ditched his inner Edward and  channelled his inner Jack the Ripper. Klaus made him go on a human blood bender AND……. he liked it. A lot! Stefan fell off the Cullen wagon and went all alch-ey finds a whisky barrell and goes a swimmin’. So he agrees to be Klaus’s blood buddy for a decade as payment for Damon’s wolf bite cure. This is going to be good! I love bad Stefan! We see the joy (well, vampire joy… bloodlust) and relief in his soulless black eyes as he chows down on the scared blondie. Bring on Season 3!

EC: Bad Stefan for the win! Next season is going to be fun! But how are we going to get through the summer? Oh that’s right…Sam and his shirts! (Yay True Blood!)

But uh-oh now Whiny  has the curse of the ex-girlfriends!

EC: I tried to make myself forget that. Eww, Vicki. (I didn’t like her before and I still don’t. Grr!)

I see Dead People. #Overused

The Epic Tale of Blacksmith Tyler or…

Posted in Vampire Diaries, Vampires, Werewolves with tags , , , , , , , on May 12, 2011 by talksupe

The Gigantic Vampire Diaries Recap-alooza

posted by EC Stacey and WC Stacey (SWD)
“Aww…Girly Wolf, we hardly knew ya!

*Spoilers for those of you that been even more busy than us to watch! * I was watching the Hallmark Channel…umm…I mean accidentially turned to it when flipping to…ahh…Conan. That’s it, CONAN. When I came upon one of the fifty, Love Comes Softly tv movies. The first one starred a widowed Katherine Heigel (from Grey’s Anatomy, before she started starring in ridiculous Romantic Comedies. I use both of those words loosely.) who while in the wilds of the Prairie met herself a widower. He saved her…married her and blah, blah, blah. Then they made a million more of these things with her decendants. While I was gagging at, I mean watching Hilary Duff’s sister (Hi there, random and really bad casting!), who did I see but our wolf boy Tyler…playing a smiley blacksmith! I was mesmerized by this nice blacksmith being played by Pissy, and to my astonishment, I liked him! So when Tyler reappeared on Vampire Diaries, I was…happy. Before we start the recap…I am going to eat my words. I like Tyler now. Stop smirking to yourselves. Seriously. Stop. It. I am not kidding here, people. I will take it back. Please, let us not discuss this again!

It's my new favorite blacksmith!

Alright…let’s get back to the recapping, by doing it in sections! ELIJAH

Things that could have sad...

First, that picture above is WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED! It would have been fantastic, awesome and given Alaric something more to do than become cheesy Klaus. Plus I love that jacket she’s wearing. Instead, we get Elijah’s epic tale of loving Katherine and getting all attracted to our buddy, Elena. (Come on now…another admirer? Can we please hook a Bonnie up? With someone that isn’t Whiny.)
How did we leave things with our maybe sort of good, sort of bad friend with the floppy hair? Saving his stupid brother. It’s like they are the old school Stefan and Damon. Only one isn’t in touch with his inner Edward Cullen and the other is just a chauvanistic wind bag. (Talking to you Klaus!)
SWD: What’s with Elijah’s accent? What’s it supposed to be… Do we just classify it as the vague vampire standard “Old Language”. Klaus is clearly British, and their bros.. so why is Elijah speaking angsty mumblish?


Bow down peasents and admire my beautiful Golden Retriever wig!

The question of this season’s big bad Klaus could be, “Is he truly a scary bad guy?” He is an obnoxious one. That is true. But is he scary enough to have our heroine quaking in her designer boots? Let’s look at the gold standard, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (the tv show) to answer this important question. For you young’uns, I suggest renting it on Netflixs or searching for the rerun, because it is that good. You see, every season they had some great and creepy villians, while keeping up with the romance and teen angst. Trust me, Vampire Diaries is close to that and is a far better than the sad attempt at villians terrorizing the good people of Forks. (James and Victoria? Oh please. And the Volturi? The scariest thing about them is their wardrobe and love of scarfs. Like Damon’s ex girlfriend! hee hee.) The difference is that BUFFY wasn’t afraid to make their bad guys scary looking! The bad guys of Mystic Falls look like they just got back from manscaping at the local salon. (A nice pedicure and highlights for Klaus, please! Oh and he would like a lemon slice in his glass of blood!) Give me a scar, burn or anything, to make him seem bad. Pretty please?
SWD: I’m with you. I get confused when the baddies are ‘scaped and clothed properly. With Klaus, however, he looks like my college boyfriend, sans blue doc martens and baggy rave clothes. So I have no problem associating him with evil.
“Okay, so which one of you is the jerk and who’s the nice guy? I am so confused!”

Just like Nancy Drew, our Caroline is left figuring out what happened to the personalities of her two suitors! Pissy got a soul and has been quite charming. (Must be channeling his inner Hallmark Channel blacksmith) While Matt has been taking pissy to whole new level of pouting, huffing and stomping his feet. What’s a girl to do? Well…not talk to her mom, because she just might stake her. SWD: I think Caroline needs to seek some older council… say in the form of Alaric. He has a history of his girlfriends turning vamp, and she already is one. However he also has a history of his vampire luvahs ending up dead. I can’t handle it if Caroline dies. I will miss her wardrobe too much.


I wish. Instead we get…

Remember at the beginning of a romance when everybody wore cute shirts?





I'm just going to whine in your face until you cave or turn me into a frog

SWD: I did enjoy the “Witch-Off” between Bonnie and that other witch. All that fire and brimstone. All that was missing was the Carmina Burana.


"Remember the good old days when we would kick around the old ball and wear funny hats?"

The boys continued to beat each other up, pine over Elena and try to sacrifice themselves for love. Klaus kicked poor Stefan’s butt. Damon force feed Elena. (I know she’s a thin girl, Damon, but wouldn’t a hamburger work better?) Oh…and Damon got bit by our buddy Tyler. That’s what I call a bad day for the boys! At least they weren’t mourning their lady, BUT… SWD: Edward Cullen would be so proud of his emo buddy Stefan pulling a martyr move to save his beloved! You know, I think Rob may even email Paul about. Hint hint, EC. Here’s what I think, with his new wolf-y bite (my inner mom totally wanted to doctor his owe-ie up with a Hello Kitty Band-Aid and a popsicle) Damon will also become a hybrid and defeat Klaus. BODY COUNT

We will miss you Sark…I mean Elena’s Daddy. You turned out to be a pretty good guy. You should have let Jeremy do it.
SWD: See, I didn’t watch ALIAS (right?), so I don’t know his Sark-i-ness. I just know him as closer talker John and he gives me the heebe jeebes. So I didn’t mourn his dirt face plant.

See ya, Dad!

Jenna had potential. Potential and a kickin’ wardrobe. Another example of replacing Jeremy instead of her! Plus, just think of all the missed opportunities with Alaric and Elijah. There is always room for more love triangles. (Chick Flick 101)

SWD: *mumbles* Now that she’s dead, can I have her boyfriend wardrobe? *Thinks* This sounds familliar… I have multiple attacks of wardrobe envy towards this show. And Klaus, I’m a little upset that you put a stake hole in Jenna’s cute jacket. One suffers for fashion, not the other way around. That poor little jacket didn’t need to be sacrificed too.

Plus wolf girl above. Poor Jules, you snarly little thing!
And the sister witch. Who didn’t deserve to be saved by her brother and dad.

This puppy:


Also, can we not forget…
How did you pop up on here? Miss you, Uncle Mason!
Just one last time before tonight’s season finale…

So sad!!!!!

Vampire Diaries: What *should* be happening.

Posted in Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 27, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (west coast Stacey/ SWD) and a wee bit from east coast Stace

SWD:Neither of us have started finished watching last weeks Vampire Diaries. We’ve watched most of the prior weeks ( the Peace, Love and Fangs 60’s dance party episode) but it left us both uninspired and snarkless. (SWD update: I watched last weeks epi. And I have to take back a lot of what I say in the following post. There’s Salvatore angst, more weird witch chants, and an entire post could be written about the faux Elizabethan flashback wigs.) . EC: Well, it made me cranky…does that count?

Miss Me yet? No.

SWD:I think it all started going downhill with Elena’s mommy’s reappearance. I have already forgotten what her significance was on there, except that it got Katherine in a house where she could witness Klaus entering Alaric… which is not nearly as homoerotic as that sounds. That scene could have happened anywhere. The witch burial ground, the woods, the bathroom of Arbys. So why again was Elena’s mom there? Who knows. EC: I might disagree a bit here. I think Mommy Vamp should have been the big bad! How twisted would it be that Elena’s mommy was trying to be here undoing the WHOLE time? It would give the term “Mommy Issues” a whole other dimension. Doncha think? Plus that actress plays a great bad person character. The just wasted wonderful pontential by making her into flambe.

SWD:Which brings up the point, I have been totally unengrossed in the past few epi’s of this show. We had 2 very long breaks this season, and this return was starting off well, but now … well, here’s what we think SHOULD be happening:

1. Bonnie and Damon should hook up: Vampire knowledge + Witch skills= well, I don’t know, but I think Bonnie could do some cool stuff with her candles in Damon’s bedroom. EC: The dancing between the two of them were the BEST part of Disco Night in Mystic Falls. The both radiate oodles of more heat, then either of them with Elena or Whiny. Also, just a quick question, if public schools are losing funding for programs how the heck can Mystic Falls budget afford all those fancy lighting for the school dances. I know, I know, it’s a television show. Sometimes, I like a little true life to trickle in my supernatural show about vampires, werewolves and witches. Makes me feel a tad bit more normal for liking this stuff. :0)

Do it!

2. KlausRick should be sinister and have his OWN body: Not just Alaric complaining about his wardrobe and shaking in a classroom, looking constipated, while he “kills” Bonnie. EC: Bad Alaric had so much wasted potential. That seems to be the overriding theme of this post. You know what would be great? If they were going to make Klaus all cheesy, they should hire someone hilarious to play him. For instance, Paul Rudd, Aziz Ansari (yep, I’m a huge fan), or Jack Black ! Even better, the king of the one man Wolfpack, Zack Galifianakis! Surprise the audience by putting a funny guy in the role. That really shakes thing up! SWD: KlausZack for the MF WIN!!

3. Stefan gets in tune with flashback “Lestat” Stefan: He had feeding oragies and was killing people left and right. That’s what we need to keep Elena alive. I don’t think his inner- Cullen can do the job. EC: One Edward is truly enough. Actually, one Robert Pattinson playing Jacob in Water for Elephants is…yum…ohh sorry lost track there. You mentioned Cullen and I immediately thought of the brilliant Patti…Water for Elephants. Right, bad Stefan. I like him better a little bad. We need him to find his inner Damon!SWD: Can we always refer to Rob as Patti, pretty please? 😉

Team YOU

4. Damon and Stefan team-ups: They’re doing this, in theory, but let’s see them snap some heads off together in a team effort. Remember the dead wolves in the woods? Yeah, me too. That was good. EC: And add in Alaric without the added Klaus. These three could make a great buddy movie! Hangover, Salvatore Brother style!

5. Elena gets pregnant: Just because it’d be funny. EC: Isn’t one demon baby enough? Oh wait, maybe Tyler can come back and imprint on it? Ugh and gross.

A gift from Uncle Day-Day

6. The girls wear flats: I know they all have supernatural strength, and calf muscles, but I want to see them in flip flops or Chucks, just for one week so I don’t have shoe envy. EC: I like flats because, like Bella, I’m clumsy. Those shoes the ladies of Mystic Falls like to wear make me thinkl of tripping and ultimately breaking my arm.

7.Elijah and Jenna make-out: He nuzzles up to her uber-glossy lips and she runs her fingers through his good boy hair. Pretty kissing pretty: WIN. EC: I would LOVE this. (SWD Update: Ummmm, after last weeks epi, *mumbles* I think I’m changing Jenna to Elena. Elijah is smitten with her. AND they put some product in his hair, no longer rendering him floppy!) 

8. Caroline gets fed up with Matt: I know I was a big Matt advocate, but that was a few episodes ago, when he wasn’t the new “Mr. Pissy.” Speaking of the “Advocate”, this is how Caroline could get her revenge: Compel Matt to make out with Whiny (Jeremy). Bonnie catches them and has an emotional freak out, which turns into a wind storm, then an actual tornado that sucks them both off the show. And then that would make an opening for point #1. See full circle! EC: I’ll say it, I never liked Matt to begin with. Never saw the attraction and was never cared about him being on the show. Now that he has become “Pissy” and is messing with Caroline who I do like, I want him gone. I really like your idea, SWD! Now let’s talk about Whiny. He had gotten better and cuter! Why, oh why, did he have to get annoying again? This is really bothering me. Here’s a novel idea…new cute boys on this show STAT! New boys that won’t be killed off in the very next episode, either. That’s getting on my nerves, too. SWD: Yes! *suggests* reincarnate the 2 dead wolves, Mason and…. that other one that was cute, Brady, as vampires!

Bonnie’s elemental control gets out of hand

Maybe some of this happened last week, maybe some will happen Thursday. Who knows, eventually we’ll get all caught up on our VD… that sounds so wrong! EC: That really does sound bad. hee hee. Let’s think of it this way. We still love this show, but right now we are having some issues with our love. All television love, has it’s ups and downs. I even had some issues with Gilmore Girls, back in the day. Which is really painful for me to say! So, we will keep with it until the story picks up or Somerhalder takes off his shirt. Which ever comes first. (Fingers crossed, for the shirt.) …and what came up when I googled, “Big Gay Tornado”? THIS:


Vampire Diaries Recap: The House Guest

Posted in Recaps, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 1, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (west coast stacey/ SWD)

or Damon gets a Blowtorch

…if Damon owned Hooters

Last Sunday, I was doing a little on-line shopping to balance out the testosterone infused activity I was engaging in: drinking beer, eating wings and watching the Daytona 500 with Mr. Snow. I ordered this cute little top and some jeans from Mecca Anthropologie, sighed and waited.

Nothing compliments a February pallor like a red halter, no?

EC: I was watching the Daytona 500 too! Well sort of. Instead, I was reading Entertainment Weekly and swoo… no… respecting the work of Michael Fassbender. How did I not know about this Irishman?

Anyhow, I love that shirt! You and Caroline have great taste. I am rocking some adorable JCrew Sam’s shirts and daydreaming about hanging out with Alcide at Merlotte’s and watching Dale Earnhardt Jr. Racing. See how I just tied that all together. Yep, I am ready for summer and the new season of True Blood!

Flash forward to later that week, and my viewing of Vampire Diaries, when Caroline shows up in the top that was en route to me! And look what it got her… mil bessos from Matt! Now, I know, I know I’m the only one who doesn’t want him killed off #shoulders and he may just be… But let’s review this good dose of Matt and Caroline.

EC: You mean talk about the part I was napping during their scenes, until Caroline freaked him out with her new ‘lifestyle’. Then Matt got all like the scared girl in a horror movie. Then I laughed. Matt went on to mention old Vicki and I had to try to remember her. Which when I did remember Vicki, I was reminded that she annoyed me. That led me to want Caroline to eat Matt and run away with Stefan. After all that, back to napping.

Hey costumers, stay nice to me.. DO NOT pair this shirt with the bassists pants just because both are red and neither will stain if I drain MAtt

Matt and Caroline: Caroline Compels the band to let her sing. And what does my wardrobe twin choose? A Bangles song, “Eternal Flame” ! Oh how it put me right back to my jr. high Valentine’s dance, gazing longingly at Keith Maddison, even his name is dreamy, still, *le sigh*… of course I was dancing with Seth Woodcock instead. But anyway, I digress. So Caroline’s rockin’ the tunes and Matt pulls a “Never Been Kissed move and jumps on stage and dip kisses her. Being #Team Matt, I swooned right along with Caroline. See, that shirt means business. Apparantly it has more draw than a Sam shirt. And that’s saying something. *wonders* So, when I put on MY version of that shirt, will Mr. Snow and I make out in the men’s room of our local Chili’s?

EC: See this is why I don’t like using restrooms in eating establishments. You never know what people are doing in there. That’s why my purse is packed with sanitizing wipes and Purell. #channelingmyinnerEdwardCullen

I am feeling kind of…well…not quite my sweet self lately, so I might have started rolling my eyes at this ode to 80’s music wooing. Which reminded me of my high school dances, which I imagine if the DJ would try to play The Bangles instead of Snoop Dog there would be a riot. #notMysticFalls

That shirt is lower than Stefan's

I got it, I got it! Buttoned, Ok?!!!*StefanPout*

Truce, we are both persecuted by the wardrobe department. I'm 2 episodes away from pegged white jeans and British Knights hi-tops

Other: Okay, I admit that it’s Monday. I watched this episode on Friday night. And I typed my notes on my iPhone, with auto eff it up correct, in the dark, after a bottle of wine. Can anyone tell me what I could have possibly meant by, “Enemas mothtmas matt” means? Or “Batts jugular”? Anyway, everything but the Caroline and Matt parts are a blur. I’ll need EC’s help on this one.

EC: I am here to help! Matt and Caroline was all you got? Silly, WC! No more drinking the vino and watching VampDi for you. This episode was action packed! Probably due to being on break until mid April. #tospreadoutthejoy, more likely #towaitouttheAmericanIdolfinale

 Alaric: Was Alaric wearing guy-liner in this epi?

EC: It looked like he was. Maybe he was trying to win her back with his Cure impression. That should have been the musical interlude this episode. Instead of Caroline and The Bangles, Alaric performing ‘Friday I’m In Love’.

Don't look at me, Jenna. My "Bad Gal" kohl eyeliner smudged. I can't pull off a smokey eye.

Damon: Trys to play crispy critter with Elijah’s corpse.

EC: That scene was fun. Katherine in the rare position of being in danger. Wait…isn’t this the same episode that Damon pushed her off the bed? That was funny. I imagined that book he was reading was A Purpose Driven Life and he ‘purposely’ pushed her onto the floor. Ha!

Witch Projection: Luka sizzles Russell Eddington style.

EC: Poor Luka. I wanted more of a torn Bonnie between Luka and Whiny. I guess I should go back to my original idea, Bonnie and Damon. (Even though, Whiny is still growing on me.)

And I don’t even remember this scene of Vamp Lit 101:

EC: Me neither. I think Elena is reading Judy Blume. Stefan reading Twilight. (You know he identifies with his boy Edward) and Damon secretly sneaking Playboys in between his Encyclopedia Britannica.

Elena's pokerface tells me she's reading a Black Dagger Brotherhood book. Stefan is too, picking up tips. Damonn's looking for "The Giving Tree."

Evil Witch Dad: said something about Elijah being dead and, “is he really?” Which called to mind the Jerricho Barrons (Fever series) words of wisdom, “…You can never be sure it’s dead until you’ve killed it, burned it, poked around and scattered the ashes, then wait a few days to make sure it doesn’t come back.” Along with this, in reference to answering a question about how you can’t kill a vampire, “You better hope (he’s) not a vampire.” Which makes me think Elijah’s coming back.

EC: He’s so coming back! You can’t take down Mr. Floppy Hair with a silly stake.

Daddy Witch went completely Carrie on the gang’s favorite bar and grill. The only thing missing was the prom dress and buckets o’blood. It was intense. What was more intense? Jenna coming face to face with Elena’s Mommy Vamp, Isobel! This is going to be good! Unfortunately, we must wait. Darn you JLO and American Idol!

*Please note* I blatently stole almost all of these pictures from . I was too lazy busy to screen cap.

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SWD update: Look what just got delivered to my office:

It's pink, though. Hmmmmmmm....

Celebrity Theater: Paul Plans a Party

Posted in Fake Celebrity Stuff, Favorites, Parks and Recreations, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Vampires, Werewolves with tags , , , , , , , on February 25, 2011 by talksupe
posted by East Coast Stacey

Paul aka Stefan, might be my favorite. In that, when I write for him, I imagine him to be the best little brother ever. (I always wanted a little brother) Is he really like the way picture him? Probably not. But enjoy this little story of Paul planning a party for his friends…

P.S…This isn’t at all,not even a little bit real. Just in case you were confused.

"To create the perfect party, you'll need a few things: Martha Stewart Entertaining, a signature fruity cocktail and tapas! It's going to be legendary!"

Neil: That guy seriously needs to step away from my catch phrase!

"Shh...Don't forget the flower arrangements, Nina. Orchids and Gerber Daisies. They'll be the hit of the party!"

"Dude,don't forget to put out the recycling bins! I don't care if the blue clashes with your color scheme. Ohh...I'll bring some organic hummus, pita chips and fine honeys."

"Another Paul party? Please don't tell me it's another Murder Mystery Weekend. He threw a hissy fit when all the guys decided to watch the Celtics play the Lakers instead."

"Oh yeah! I love going to a fly party! I'll bring the wine coolers! This is so exciting! I am totally Team Edward!"

That's Twilight! I don't sparkle and drive a Volvo. What the he...

"Don't worry mates,I'll be there! Can't have a party without the Brit Pack! Aziz, let's do some karaoke of Jay Z!"

"That'll be dope!"

"100 Monkey's will totally play your party, Paul!"

"Wait...what...I was just going to put a Dave Matthews playlist on my IPod!"

"Come on, Paul! Dave has nothing on us. We played the same song for 45 minutes. With a bongo. Now that's what I call music!"

"I tried to tell him no, Paul! Jackson looked so sad. Like I kicked his puppy. Just let them play one song...45 minutes? You have to be kidding me!"

"Paul's having a party? I didn't get invited again! These guys have a bias against guys playing wolves. I'll call Taylor and see if he wants to meet me at the arcade."

" did tell everybody that this is a costume party? Right? Paul?"


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