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Fake Celebrity Email Theater (Twitter Edition)

Posted in Comic Con, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Tweets, True Blood, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2012 by talksupe
posted by EC Stace

Rob’s Adventures at Comic-Con

I am praying for better hair this year.

I get it, we’ve disappeared. I apologize, but seriously it has been a busy time for us both. To make it up to those of you still reading our crazy…here’s a fake celebrity email theater for you to enjoy.

Disclaimer: You know this isn’t real, right? You must know that they can’t actually act this way. At least, I hope not. 

MCROBBASE: Ian, mate, what are you doing?

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: In a panel. Go away!

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: Paul says hi. 

MCROBBASE: Paul, how’s the panel? I am bored. They won’t let me drink a beer.

ROMANTICSTEFAN: Its 10:30 in the morning! Have an orange juice. Nina and I are playing rock, paper, scissors. They are only talking to Ian about 50 Shades of Grey anyway.

MCROBBASE: The movie based on my life? I saw pictures of me and the book in some magazines. I wonder why they called it 50 Shades of Grey?  I am a colorful bloke. There was this one time when Tom and I got ahold of some grey paint, but it was only to paint a rocking chair.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: Idiot.

ROMANTICSTEFAN: It’s a porn book based on Twilight fanfiction, Rob! My wife likes to read it aloud. It scares me.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: You are an idiot too, Paul.

MCROBBASE: This is brilliant! You want to be like me…or Edward.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: I certainly do not want to be a sparkly, pent up, virgin vampire. I think infusing some Damon in that flick would help. Plus, I am good with nudity.

MCROBBASE: I think Michael Fassbender would be a great choice if nudity should be taken in consideration.

ROMANTICSTEFAN: I second that motion.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: I hate you both.

MCROBBASE: I think you could be good too, Alex.

SWEDEVAMP: How did you get this number? I told my agent to make it unlisted.

VAMPSDOITBIGGERINTEXAS: Does anyone have any diapers? Little guy did a poopy.

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: Kill me now.

MCROBBASE: I have some in my bag for Tom and Sienna’s little one. I babysit on Thursdays. What size do you need, Jackson?

TEENWOLF: Hey guys. Why don’t you ever text me?

VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: What’s up, baby lover?

TEENWOLF: Oh, come on!

Don’t you wish THAT happened at Comic Con?

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New Year’s Resolutions for a Supe Filled 2012

Posted in Being Human, Breaking Dawn, Parks and Recreations, Secret Circle, Supernatural, True Blood, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , on December 29, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey

Yup, I watched the dude from ED in this.

Time to Kick Off 2012 Supernatural Style

Dear Actors and Actresses of Supernatural Shows (and TalkSupe Readers),

EC here. I need to apologize. With all the holiday decorating, baking and channeling of entertaining queen, Martha Stewart I have neglected you. The Christmas times fill me with so much holiday spirit that instead of watching eternal love and scary undead things, I watch holiday movies starring Tom Cavanagh (from that show ED) on basic cable. Oh and there was an awesome one that starred Dawson from Dawson’s Creek. Not to forget the Santa town movie starring DJ from Full House! (Obviously, I love the cheesiest of Christmas movies.) Stop giving me dirty looks, Ian Somerhalder. Go recycle something!

Also in this...

For this reason, I am making my New Year’s Resolutions for you, shows like Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Secret Circle, etc. #QuestionablePriorities

1. Dear Vampire Diaries, I will try my best this new year to watch and blog about your episodes in a timely manner. I will not watch Parks & Recreation on DVR, 15 times in a row and laugh my self silly then feel unable to deal with Mystic Falls angst. I will also not write a letter to Kevin Williamson to add Aziz Anzari to the Vamp Di cast for a comedic sidekick to Damon and Stefan. (Even though they really need one.)

What these two grumps needs is some...

Tom Haverford bringing some 50 Cent freestyles

2. Dear True Blood, I will sit through an episode this summer without complaining the whole time that the show is way too different than the books. I will just be happy that Lafayette is still alive and not curse the death of Tara. I will TRY not to write a letter to Alan Ball to make the show all about Alcide and Sam. Those two men sure know how to rock the Sam’s shirt!

Look! It's the plaid sporting Dynamic Duo!

3. Dear Supernatural, I will try to watch the episodes I’ve missed so far this season. Which is all of them.

I'm so very sorry!

4. Dear Secret Circle, I will forgive you for killing off Nick and introducing that bland Ken Doll. Never mind. Not forgiven.

Williamson, you are NOT FORGIVEN!

I will, however, limit Adam eyeliner jokes to every OTHER episode.

Don't make a Cure joke. Don't make a Depeche Mode joke. Don't make a... This is already not working.

5. Dear Breaking Dawn, I will try not to make fun of you. Who I am kidding. I will still make fun of you and create more Fake Celebrity Email Theaters starring that Pretty Pattinson.

A: Do you think they are making fun of my outfit? J: No,darlin'. Carlisle's wig, definitely.

6. Dear Being Human (British and U.S. Editions), I will try my best not to compare the two of you. It really isn’t fair to make comparisons, but instead attempt to find positives about each. (I still find the British far superior, but I am giving you a chance season 2!)

Some days we wish we were British.

7. Dear Walking Dead, I still won’t watch you. (Stupid, nightmare giving zombies!)

Please no nightmares!

8. I will try not to watch DVR recordings of The New Girl and Glee that I have already watched, instead I will watch all the previously mentioned shows like Vamp Di that are filling up my DVR along with cooking shows. (Except that zombie one. Eww!)

I love this show! It adorkable!

I promise all of this to all of you. Except that I really should admit that I am not the best at keeping resolutions. At all. Plus that New Girl is soo funny! I could watch it all day long!

Your friend, EC Stace

The Breaking Dawn Trailer

Posted in True Blood, Twilight, Vampire Diaries with tags , , on October 3, 2011 by talksupe
Posted by snowwhitedrifted (West Coast Stacey/ SWD)

I FINALLY saw the Breaking Dawn trailer…

*sigh*

And I couldn’t give a sh*t.

I know! Weird! Is it because I really didn’t like the book? I couldn’t stand Edward by this point, well he was fine during the feathers but afterward. No longer do I see Edward and think:

EC: I might have to disagree with you on this one,my friend. I started jumping up and down like a 12 year old at a Justin Bieber concert. (The thought of which makes me cringe.) I was thrilled. Not that I particularly liked Breaking Dawn the book, but I did find it unintentionally hilarious. I feel that I will have the same reaction to the movie. Can you imagine the jokes that can be made? I can and they are going to be marvelous jokes!

They’re all so sullen. Sullen Cullens. Not a fan. 

EC: In my head, I already have jokes started about those Sullen Cullens and Jacob running through the woods singing songs like…Elvis’s “Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog”.  

I need to run off my pain!

Alice and Carlisle have the same haircut.

EC: Like father, like adopted vampire daughter.  Or more like where ever the wardrobe found those discount wigs. Probably in the coupon circular that comes with the Sunday newspaper. Those things always have a mail order wig company that you can order hideous wigs from or those creepy porcelean dolls.  

Bella’s baby bump looks like an ever so slight beer bloat, which a good pee will get rid of.

Maybe I just need to pee?

EC: I wish both times I had baby bumps they looked like that. Instead I resembled Shamu from Sea World.

I’m tired of the pasty white vamps.

I’ve been spoiled by True Blood and Vampire Diaries.

EC: Agreed. But there’s still a place in my heart for bossy sparkles…aka Edward. 

You love Charile! Don't give up and miss some prime Charlie snark!

So, it saddens me to say, ” Twilight…

EC: Don’t worry…I’ll get WC back on board!

They are so cute...like a vampire GAP ad.

True Blood Season Finale…

Posted in Recaps, True Blood with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 19, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey

ALAN BALL, WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!

When I was about to think that True Blood was going to go out with a wimper it went out with a bang! Two of them in fact. I must add that I wasn’t exactly pleased by these developments, yet they sure were surprising and exciting! Let’s just get to the most important parts…

Good bye Jesus!!! That’s right, the poor guy was killed off in another show. (RIP, Detective in Southland) By the character’s possessed boyfriend. Layfette is going to need therapy on this one!

Worst date ever!

Marnie was sent off with Sookie’s grandmother, where ever dead people go in True Blood. I was hoping something more dramatic. But it seems that Jesus will be hanging around and haunting Layfette due to his medium abilities. Which sure will put a damper on any future relationships. (Which reminds me of Jeremy, of Vampire Diaries, issues. It’s starting to get annoying how these show are mimicing each other.)

Bill and Eric were almost vampire BBQ, which would have put a damper on their budding bromance. Which will now be more possible that Sookie kicked them to the curb!

Nope to King Bill. Royality is such a bossy pain sometimes.

Nope, Simpleton Eric and Snarky Eric. Loving one vampire is enough without dealing with multiple personalities!

Hello, Handsome! Sookie's head is quite taken with your hero personality and those...abs.

Noel from Felicity stops by, but not as Quinn! If you are to have an actor like Scott Foley, you give him a BIG ROLE. Not one that centers on Terry, Arlene and Andy. One that hooks him up with Sookie. It’s Noel, people! He didn’t end up with Felicity, he should at least get some action with the lead heroine of this show!

Why doesn't Felicity...I mean Sookie...want me?

Looks like our favorite psychopathic king is coming back!

Welcome back, King Crazy!

Sam buried a brother and gained a family…and a crazy mother wannabe. Also, didn’t know until now that Sam’s shirts are also available for funerals. Hmm.

Jason gets beat up, but manages to get a lady.

Jason gets the girl, but loses the boy

Finally, Tara… not everyboy’s favorite, but I always liked her. Couldn’t Ball at least let her have some happiness and… a relationship with Sam. Tara kept saving Sookie this season and all she gets in a bullet in the brain! Is she really dead? In the hospital? Will someone turn her into a vampire? Will Layfette have constant companions with the ghostly Tara and Jesus? I could imagine their running commentary on his outfits right now! (That would be pretty funny!)

Real friends will take a bullet for you, even after you keep defending the vampire that's always trying to kill that friend. Poor Tara!

At least, no more Debbie! (yay!)

Freedom, Alcide! Freedom!!!!

Can’t wait for next summer! Already counting down the days!

True Blood Season Finale: Predictions

Posted in True Blood with tags , , , , , on September 9, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

SWD: True, we have both read the books, but that doesn’t really mean too much since this series has drastically deviated. For the most part, I love the liberties True Blood takes *coughs* except Amnesic Eric. Glad your back Sheriff. *winks* Which makes seeing how things will tie up and what the cliff hangers will be rather surprising.

EC: I have decided to reread the books, because I am curious how it will be even possible to follow any of following books after the third one! For instance…Claudine’s dead, Claude isn’t a stripper, Jason isn’t a panther which will completely do away with a whole plot with Crystal in one of the books and where the heck is Quinn? My head is spinning. Of course, this is all forgiven because we still have the Lafayette. That character and his clothes are the best part of True Blood.

The show gives us little gems like THIS: Vampire "A-TEAM" ..or V-TEAM, if you will

Jason: Since he didn’t initially change into a panther, I’m guessing something messed up is going to happen at the next full moon, since he’s been sucking on Jessica’s vamper juice. I’m predicting, he turns into a flaming gay panther once a month. It will be like a big faaaaaaabulous period for Jason. In which case he will end up crushing on Hoyt for 2-3 days per month.

EC: Oh boy, WC…you just love Hoyt so much you will try to give him a relationship with anyone! It might work though. Those two are completely co-dependant with their beer drinking and cold pizza eating.   

I do think Jason NEEDS to become a panther, which is funny that I am saying this due to hating that plot point in the books, but so much that happens later ties up to that. I do love Jason and Jessica! Mentally, they are both about fourteen with a limited I.Q., but it is adorable.   Also, Jason is quite the romantic hero, a brainless hero, but still a romantic one. He’s my favorite today!

Oh Snaaaaaap! You did NOT jus go there grrrrrlfriend.

Debbie: Dead… but pregers? With Marcus or Alcide’s spawn?

EC: Whoa…She didn’t die. (Yet…fingers crossed) Marcus did though. Alcide did do the wolf equilivant of Amish shunning with that whole speech where he said, “I share flesh with you no longer, blah, blah, blah…” He really should have done that LAST season when she was hooking up with the Australian guy from UGLY BETTY last season.  

Alcide: Will do something cool, then the show will end and they’ll play The Black Keys, ” Howlin’ For You”

Howlin' For me? *blushes*

EC: Forget Jason! Team Alcide! Sure he killed Marcus, but that guy was BAD! It wasn’t like when Bill and Eric were going to bomb the magic shop that had innocent people in it. Plus, Alcide is a stoic and honorable man. Who tried to save Tommy and then stood by Sam! Alcide should be the hero of the show. (Even though Henry Cavill will make a great Superman, Joe could have too!)

My dream is to make the show all about Alcide and Sam saving the day! Oh and Jason can be their side kick! 

Sam: Will shift into “My Little Pony” so he can be a babysitter to What’s her Name’s daughter.

But remember, Sam has a Dark Side

EC: That just pony just gave me serious nightmares! Thanks a bunch.

Sam is the cutest potential daddy. I do see him with someone else…ahem…Tara…ahem Sookie. I don’t care which and Alcide can be with the other one. #TeamShifter/Wolf

Bill: Gets put in his place by Sookie

EC: Amen. Remember when I was slowly going to Team Bill? Forget it. He’s a bossy jerk who was going to kill Tara and Holly. (I like Holly, she’s a fun character. Plus, I think Tara needs a female friend that can be supportive and help with Tara’s self-esteem issues. As seen by the last episode.) 

Eric: Gets put in his place by Sookie.

EC: Double Amen. Remember when I was Team Eric? Forget it. He’s a bossy jerk who was going to kill Tara (multiple times) and Holly. Plus, he ate Sookie’s fairy godmother! That’s not cool!

Also, remember when I was Team Vampire? Forget it. That will only return for Vampire Diaries and Breaking Dawn. #AlcideandSamrock!

Tara: Somehow Bill will save Lafayette and Tara will be so thankful for the gesture that she will once again “change teams” and put the moves on Bill. This will incite Sookie to once again drum up feelings for Bill. Then next season we’ll have lots of “dream sequences” of Bill enjoying the battle for his affections from both ladies. #3Way

T: Hookah we crazy. S:Beeeeeeeeel (it's my turn to say it) is MAHINE!

EC: Did we forget Bill was about to make Tara into a smore? I didn’t it. Both of these girls need some “hairy” action, shifter style!

Pam: Puts a smackdown on everyone with one of her sassy lines. And she becomes the spokeswoman for Botox.

EC: Did you see how sad she was when Eric was mean to her? That sassy shrew has had the worst time this season! She needs some retail therapy! That Vamp loves her designer shoes!

Sookie: Turns in her “Runs with Vampires” sneakers for “Flirts with wolves” flip flops. I predict a Sookie Alcide hook up.

EC: From your mouth to Alan Ball’s ears! Except, fingers crossed, see below… 

Jesus: Dies saving Lafayette. He’s not on the posters, so therefore they will kill him off.

Just like the Old Testament, No Jesus!

EC: NO! NO, NO, NO! Jesus was just killed off of Southland and I cried! (Great show on TNT, by the way! Check it out!) HE can’t leave this on too! Even though his face changes into that scary mask. I will, however, enjoy seeing the last of Marnie. 

Terry, Arlene and the Bellefleur clan: They’re all going to get seduced by faeries, Siren song style.

EC: Terry is one of the best characters that was changed from the show with his special fort! He would be a great motivational speaker/drill Sargent! Of course, Andy is a lost cause. (Mostly now with him getting some fairy lovin’.) Poor Jason, truly is the smartest bunch of the Bon Temp’s finest. The crime rate must be off the charts.

Merlottes: Starts serving salads and Michelob Ultra beer.

EC: There goes the majority of the visitors who crave chicken wings and Bud.

Remember how I said look below? Another possible love match for Sookie? This guy is supposed to be making an appearance…

Yay!

And he can bring along this guy! #missingFelicity 

Wouldn't it be lovely?

Talbot, Sophie Anne, and Tommy Mickens: show up as ghosts to haunt and taunt Bon Temps, oh wait, that’s Vampire Diaries (which starts soon!)

EC: SO excited! Hurray for Thursday!

One week to Bad Stefan!

The Lights Were Out in CT…

Posted in EC's Random Musings, Supernatural TV Show, Talk Supe Book Club, True Blood, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries, Witches of East End with tags , , on September 6, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey
What’s scary swirling over your head? This thing.

Hurricane Irene Obviously Isn’t Team Eric

Hurricane Irene is not a nice storm. A name like Irene is far too ladylike for the pummeling that the homes surrounding me took from punishing winds and heavy down pours of rain. It should have been called “Hurricane Oh My God Don’t Let That Giant Tree Limb Hit My House”.  (Perhaps it actually turned out to be a tropical storm with hurricane like gusts, I’m not sure due to hearing different things, it doesn’t matter it just was scary.) The aftermath was a mess of ancient trees laying across major roads, dormant power and telephones lines hanging askew from their perches and rows of neighbors standing at the local firehouse trying to determine when aid would be reaching their homes.

Not the best way to spend a Sunday.

My family in a way was one of the lucky ones. Sure it took seven days to regain power and running water, but there were families not only in Connecticut, but other states that lost their homes/lives to the brutal storm.  While we lost everything in our refridgerator and freezer, we had a plan in effect (and charcoal grill) to keep us fed and we stocked up on water to keep us hydrated. Plus, most importantly, we have loving family and friends that helped us with their support that kept us strong as our tempers were getting hot and our patience was wearing thin.

This led me to make some hopefully make some observations about life. Nah…T.V.and movies. I am not that deep, when trying to find ways avoid eating the cans of SPAM we bought. Plus, what else are you going to do when wearing a special flashlight hat at 8:00 P.M. and trying to stay awake. Play board games and have an intellectual conversation? Ha! We did that the first three nights!

This was like me...except I wasn't doing cool rock climbing, instead I was pretending that my house WASN'T creepy in the dark. #wimp

TRUE BLOOD: I decided I am Team Alcide/Sam and whoever is not a vampire. (Jessica excluded) Sorry Eric and Bill, I have switched teams.  Even more so after catching up on Sunday. (Yay power!) You’ll see in the recap! (Working on it today. Promise!)

I was excited about this, but...

 

I love this idea better!

 Vampire Diaries: Next week! I will admit that my excitement is running high. While getting energy and water back is far more important than a television program, I am positively giddy! (Also, Glee…Parks & Recreation…Supernatural…oh my goodness…How I Met Your Mother…One Tree Hill…umm…forget I said anything!)

Missed all of you

The Secret Circle: There is always room for something new. Something new that you liked reading when you were a teenager! Plus Kevin Williamson is doing it and Vampire Diaries is fantastic! Plus I like witches!

You just knew I was going to watch this!

Twilight: Breaking Dawn is coming, so I had briefly thought about watching the earlier movies on the portable DVD player. Then the realization that I would have to explain WHY I like them. I chickened out.

Every explanation I try just goes entirely wrong and makes the whole series sound unintentionly creepy in a bad way. Yet it always ends with me saying, "I know it doesn't make sense. Can't I just love it anyway?"

 Instead, we watched these instead…

Giggle, giggle. Ben Stiller. Giggle, giggle.

These are a few of my favorite things...Walberg, Stratham, Green, Mos Def and Minis...oh my!

I also started reading, The Witches of East End: A brilliant book by Melissa de la Cruz! I want it to be the next book club selection after we FINALLY discuss A Discovery of Witches!

Add it to your fall reading list! If you love Twilight, Discovery of Witches or Outlander, you'll love this too! We need to chat about it!

Hopefully, Talk Supe is back on track! (And WC Stacey gets a little let up in all her work!) We want to hear all of your comments (because we love them!) Have something funny about this silly stuff you want to share? Send us a guest post! talksupe@gmail.com and follow us on twitter @talksupe!

True Blood “Beeeeeel, RUN!!!”

Posted in Shifters, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, Vampires, Werewolves with tags , , , , on August 24, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (west coast stacey/SWD)

Or whatever the title was.

WC: So Sookie pretty much had the dream I’ve been having for forever, I even dreamt I had those abs!

She also dreamt of her “suitors”  in their traditional attire, Bill’s in his henley and Eric’s in his infamous black tank with the uber low Stefan neckline.

I miss them like this.

Briefly back!

EC: It seems we have forgotten about the previous two episodes… a lot of Sookie and Simpleton Eric frolicking naked. Way too much frolicking and not enough plot. However…I will try to fill in some plot from those episodes in discussion of events from this one. I really need to get back into True Blood. This is getting embarassing! 

That dream. I wasn’t missing that super low tank that Eric picked up from Forever 21 or Abercrombie & Fitch or where ever little 15-year old girls are shopping these days.

SWD: LOL, Forever 21!

EC: All Eric needs is a Hanes push up bra to go with the low necklines. Now stick him in a nice black Sam’s shirt like Damon wears… I’ll admit it, finally, Bill is looking more attractive these days. Also, as I step up onto my questionable feminist high-horse, Sookie got on my darn nerves. Was that her version of woman power? “I’ll let you both be my lovers!” What?!? You know what would be fun Sook? Instead say, “Screw both of you Mr. Bossy Pants. I’m going back to college and getting a high paying job where I won’t have to wear short-shorts.” Real women empowerment, not a twisted version of reverse Big Love.  

WC: So apparantly Jason “distracted” Jessica from her perpetual hymen pain with his “skills” in the bedromm, er I mean, truck bed.

EC: Jason and Jessica were hotter than all of that Sookie/Eric we’ve been watching. (Which is disappointing, because I had been looking forward to it.) Actually, Sam and Shifter Mom was hotter, too. Hmm…when they took away Eric memories, they took away his hotness. That’s just wrong.

I understand Hoyt is hurt, but he is being a huge jerk. The scene with Jessica crying to Nan about him was hilarious, but it made me want to hit Hoyt with something.

At least I moved the chainsaw out of the way.

WC: I didn’t cry during the ghost baby scene. Nope not at all, not one tear. *sniff sniff* #neededTissuesandaHug

EC: It was sweet when Mama Ghost was reunited with her baby! At first, I was trying to see the purpose of this subplot, but I think I have figured out where they are going with it. Jesus and Layfette are going to be the good witches to combat Marnie. I have a feeling they will be getting some help from Tara, Holly and the rest of the witches that are locked up in the magic shop. (Yay Tara! That’s a real friend saving Sookie like that. I still see Sookie pushing poor Tara under a bus for Eric or Bill…ridiculous.)

WC: Andy on V reminds of this little French bulldog I see when I run. Full of bark and gruff.

It's not me, IT'S THE V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EC: My sister has Frenchies…they are cute, little dog piggies. Like Andy. I wonder what’s going to happen with Terry and Andy? There is a lot of tension there.

WC: I can’t believe I am saying this. At least Amnesiax Eric wasn’t in it much. You know he is coming back so evil when he gets his memory back and it is gonna be good, like staking Talbot good.

EC: Eric is still kind of evil with all the fairy eating and witch attacking in the foggy cemetary scene last episode. (BTW…kudos to Bill for saving Tara. Bill is almost always the hero. Simpleton Eric, not so much. He’s just simple.) Ultimately, less Simpleton Eric, means more Alcide and Sam. Whoo hoo. Team Not Vampires. Wait a sec… what has happened to me?!?!?! Darn you, Ball!

WC: Alcide speaks! A lot! …and does burly manly things in his tank top. #approved

EC: See above. That equals a very happy me. I hope that Alcide’s going to take down that greasy hair werewolf who attacked Sa…I mean irritating little Sam brother, Tommy.

That reminds me…should Sookie be at least a bit concerned that Sam FIRED her. The girl has no income, but living off vampires. Ugh. 

I really want Sookie and Alcide in a relationship. They are veering so far away from the books that this could definitely happen. Please, let this happen!!!

Let's give this romance a chance!

WC: Debbie Does Deceit. What is she up to with the witch pseudo alliance? I hope someone *cough cough* kills her off soon.

EC: Debbie is not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know, she’s mean and dumb. I am so annoyed that Debbie’s still on this show. Fingers crossed that she is gone by the end of the season. 

WC: So when Sam takes the horsey camping, how is this a good idea? To be out in the open WOODS when you are “taking a vacation” from a werewolf, who runs in the woods?

EC: I kind of like Shifter Mommy. She’s seems like a good mom/school teacher with really questionable choices in men. I have no idea why she would ever find Greasy Wolf attractive. He’s gross. The only thing I don’t like is that Sam can’t rekindle a relationship with Tara right now. He’s good for Tara, for heavens sakes he became a BUNNY for the little girl. Tara needs a man sensitive enough to shift into a bunny. It was too cute.

WC: So Eric is trying to Kill Bill, Sookie’s warning him, and I can’t wait to see a good Beeeeeeeel/ Air-rick fight. Hopefully Bill will beat the Fang out of him, and when I say Fang I mean amnesia.

EC: We can only hope that Bill succeeds and we can get the normal Eric back. Oh and Pam’s face from falling off. Her face is way too much like a zombie’s and I hate zombie movies. They are too scary and Pam’s face is giving me nightmares! 

Or they can kiss and make up!

WC: Bring back the viking! …and Jesus’ dad. (Was that out loud?)

EC: Jesus’s dad? Yuck! What’s wrong with you? Eric goes simpleton and you latch on to any dark character you can find? You need a good dose of Vampire Diaries and their good looking evil STAT! Damon and Klaus…much better.
SWD: LOL, EC. Too true!

EC likes her bad guys pretty, not creepy and old. When is VampDi coming back on?

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