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I Hope You Had A Lovely Thanksgiving or…

Posted in Breaking Dawn, Movie Reviews, Pattinson Ponderings, Twilight with tags , , on December 1, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey

Happy times...before Edward uses teeth

I Finally Saw Breaking Dawn…With Very Pregnant Ladies

*Spoilers. Of course, you are reading something about Breaking Dawn which means you’ve read it before and know what happens already without seeing the movie. HOWEVER, that book is enormous and I fell asleep twice while reading it. You might have forgotten the C-Section. Who am I kidding, that was the best part. 

First an apology from me (and most likely WC), I am sorry that we haven’t been as chatty lately. Let’s just say that consuming large amounts of turkey and decorating for Christmas it’s been busy at my house. Trust me when I say that to untangle Christmas lights to twist around tasteful garland for the staircase took me a hour. It was only one strand. My inner Martha Stewart is on overdrive and it’s only going to get worse when the Christmas cookies start being baked. So much worse, I promise you.  

To get myself back into blogging and ultimately annoying you with my thoughts on entertainment, I want to give you a little taste of when I saw Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part One. I want to wait to give my complete thoughts on the flick with WC, but I thought you might be interested in a very interesting observation I made when seeing the film with some dear friends. Two of which who were VERY pregnant.  This is what happened…

Umm...really Bella? There's a baby in that tiny stomach? I might hate you.

After a lovely dinner at an Irish Pub, three friends of mine went along with me to see the movie. Two of which, J and L who are pregnant and K (like me) not at all. (See how I just have letters for their names? It’s a We Read or Watch Twilight Protection Device. You want to admit it, but you are slightly ashamed to say it to others. Like my sister did, when she refused to ask the artsy theater if they were playing it, because while it said they were online it wasn’t on the marquee. Keeping the street cred! So thanks Feat Lil J for outting her on that one. Glad you girls had fun at the wine bar instead.)   Now if you read the book, like J, K and myself you know the birth is umm…graphic. Sadly, L had no clue. Like zero. You see L never had an interest in reading the books or seeing the movies, but she did want to escape from the kids for a night before the newest bundle of joy arrived. Maybe, I should have warned her. Oh never mind, what would have been the fun in that!

Are seating arrangements were interesting. J must have won the coin toss, because she didn’t have to sit next to me.Poor J and K had experienced my crazy at Robert Pattinson movies before at Eclipse and Water for Elephants. Many comments would distract them from their viewing enjoyment like, “Looking good. Pretty Pattinson.” “Mmmph.” “Why is he doing that thing with his mouth? Does he have a piece of food in his teeth and needs to get it out? That’s not attractive!” Or the ever popular,”What the h*ll! They made him look like a freakin’ corpse.”  I am not fun to sit next to. At least L thinks I’m funny or at least when she wasn’t texting her hubby a play by play of the movie. Which I, in turn, found funny.

Look it's Emm...no it's not. Ugh! Not enough Emmett and his inappropriate pregnancy comments in this flick!

That was until the big old birthing that demon baby. At this point, J knowing the story, was taking Bella in stride. Even though pregnant she was prepared for these developments. K just made some grimicing faces, she knew the deal even though seeing it was different from reading it. But dear L grabbed my arm. This was when her eyes got really big and she asked, “They are really showing this?” I laughed, because after sippy cup o’blood she shouldn’t have been surprised. Then Edward happened. 

L: Were those his teeth?”
EC: Teeth Cesarean!! (Me erupting into inappropriate giggles.)

Then this exchange.

EC: Is the baby kicking?
L: Yes! She’s moving around a lot!
EC: Your baby loves the demon baby! Just wait until Jacob imprints on it! (giggling)
L: What?!?

Somebody needs her 'Sippy Cup'

You might be wondering, has Breaking Dawn completely turned L off from the previous books and movies? No way, she’s going to borrow mine and start reading them! Good job, Director of Dream Girls you just converted the newest Ashamed TwiMom. (You should probably feel a little bad about that, Bill.)  

At least he was nice at some point during her pregnancy. Well until you know...teeth.

By the way…as a transplanted Maryland girl, why the heck is Pattinson running around wearing a Baltimore Orioles hat? Does he know that’s what that giant ‘O’ means? Does he know that the don’t win very much? Is he a Cal Ripkin fan? Ugh, this is going to bother me for at least a day.  

Does he even know what the 'O' means?

 

Whoa! He has ANOTHER one?!? There has to be a wildly inaccurate and goofy Celebrity Email Theater written about this!

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I Didn’t Watch the Teen Choice Awards But…

Posted in award shows, Ian Stuff, Pattinson Ponderings, Twilight, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , on August 14, 2011 by talksupe
 posted be EC Stacey

Let’s Pretend I Did

Why am I here? I am starring in The Help for goodness sakes!

Let get to the truth first…I completely forgot the Teen Choice Awards was on. Oh..and I wouldn’t have watched them anyway because I am an adult with a toddler and a preschooler, so the fact that I co-write this blog and write “stories” is really embarassment enough for one girl. (BTW…writing this while drinking Pinot Grigio. Drinking and writing…oh enjoy the insanity.) But, I did look at the pictures on PopSugar before I fell asleep on the couch watching True Blood. (That couch is way too comfy!) Which reminds me…the True Blood recap is going to be a double addition due to sleeping through last week episode TWICE. Not that it wasn’t good, but it’s summer and the gin & tonics make me sleepy. Also, I am trying to try to talk myself out of being team witch,which is seriously happening. Anyway, here is my review of the show I didn’t watch, because seriously all the screaming teenagers make my ears bleed.

Okay little Biebers, I understand. I loved New Kids On The Block back in the day. Had a Donnie Walberg Beach Towel, but...seeing the Biebs makes my eyes bleed. You'll understand when you become a parent.

 

Seriously, you HAVEN'T done anything with that hair? Are you going through some issues with being a heartthrob? This is getting ridiculous. Those little girls need to be mobbing you with scissors and hair gel not admiration.

 

Fine jailbait, I'll admit it...it's time for a Rob hair .

 

Alright Ashley, it's time to channel your inner Alice Cullen and get out that MARK makeup starter kit and fix that Rob up!

 
 

Nice job. Ashley! Kellan looks pretty! Now get to work on Rob.

 

It's the Harry Potter guys! Umm...I might have only watched the one with Rob in it and turned it off before his character died. Awkward. Oh and embarassing.

 

Hi Glee cast! Where's the lovely Mr. Shue? Right he's my age so he's at a bar.

 

Somerhalder, did you forget how old you are? You can meet Matthew Morrison and I at a bar. *rolling eyes*

 

On a more positive note...I liked Nikki's dress.

 

Back to old people at teen award shows...hey there cougar! Trying to get close to the Biebs? *that image is disgusting and I just gagged*

 

You two were there. Why? Oh and Walberg, your kid is too young to be there, so don't use that as an excuse. Just slightly questionable parenting.

 
 

Has a plague descended upon us? The Kardashian Clan are here too?!? I am really worrying for society at this moment.

 

Rudy from The Cosby Show?!? I am so old! *crying into a glass of Pinot Grigio*

 
 

Who the heck is this? The girl who sang that horrible Friday song? Really?!? I am trembling about the future.

 

Let's end on a postive note! Normally this would be Rob or Ian, but...Rob has horrible hair and Ian has regressed to 15 year-old.

 
 
 
I need more wine…
 
 
 

Mr. Pattinson…It’s Time For Your Hair Intervention! Comic Con Edition

Posted in Advice from Elders, Comic Con, Ian Stuff, Pattinson Ponderings, Random Alex Stuff, Supernatural TV Show, True Blood, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries, Water For Elephants with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 27, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey
Remember the Good Old Days?

What Was the Scariest Thing at Comic Con?

This is not the good old days...this is a cry for help

EC: Robert…Robert…Robert…what are we going to with you? Cosmopolis has wrapped,so there should be no need to have that disturbing mess on your head. Supposedly, you want to be taken seriously as an actor. I get that. I really do. BUT, and this is a big BUT (and I cannot lie. *giggle* Sorry I just channeled some old school rap, because that hair style is so ridiculous, I’m regressing into my inner 13 year old.), no one can take anyone seriously wearing an ode to the band Flock of Seagulls on their head. (Flock of Seagulls, you ask? Well Rob, I was young when they were popular too. Just watch VH1’s Remember the 80’s! You can so learn so much that really should be forgotten. Like those hideous 80’s neon sunglasses, that I have been seeing everywhere this summer. Ugh. #thingsthatshouldremainburied

SWD: So much eighties stuff is in style. Since I do “Remember the eighties (or eh-ies as my cronies fondly speak of them) I had neon glasses, and strange haircuts and I wanted to be a Go-Go. I wish I’d held on to my oversized earrings and pegged skinny jeans, I could have made some dough on e-bay, #authenticVintage

EC: Now I am assuming that the unfortunate hairstyle is due to the Cosmopolis film. I haven’t read the book, since I am now reading The Help (ahem fan fiction). Diving into the world of racial inequality of the 1950’s South. (Just admit it…reading fan fiction, where Bella is actually awesome). You know IMPORTANT literature. (Fan fiction.) However, is it possible that Paul Giamatti decided to shave “the pretty boy” (that’d be you) after getting “the pretty boy” drunk on Merlot? Because everybody knows, Paul hates that Merlot! #thingslearnedforwatchingSideways)

You're going down, pretty boy!Get these two to Banana Republic or at least Target. No more Thrift Stores!

SWD: Off topic: Did you see “Bottle Shock?” I liked it better than Sideways (eye candy and the girl has cute 70’s shirts and boots)

EC: Here’s my question…do you think its a good idea to keep one side long, while trying to grow the other side back? Why not just cut the other side to match? (SWD: I vote mohawk, I ALWAYS vote mohawk *winks at young Ian and Rehvenge)EC: Do you want to match Kristen’s questionable black bra/white teeshirt look? That’s just you two taking the white trash look to a whole new level.

SWD: Colored bra+ sheer shirt = 80’s for the 10’s. I grew up in the age of early Madonna and Cyndi Lauper. The sheer was mesh, so I think LeStew is actually, classing the look up. Now if it were the iconic Madonna cone bra… we’d have another story.

Here at Talk Supe,we are here to help! Here is some helpful suggestions!

Water for Elephants:

EC: Just cut it short. You really did look nice in this movie.

Much better. Plus you would stop looking like a patient in the psych ward.

The Vampire Diaries Cast @ Comic Con:

EC: They sometimes have some confusing clothing choices, but more times then not they look good. Most important, their hair looks great!

You can have fun with your style and still look good. Just stay away from tiny hats! Ahem…Somerhalder.

SWD: The entire cast of VampDi has amazing hair. Always.

Wait, did I say that? Did I forget Klaus’ Elizabethan wig or early Elijah’s good boy hair? Well they both look good in the end.

True Blood Cast @ Comic Con:

EC: They are adults. Even if they are the same age as you, they act like adults. You are 25, Robert. Observe how grown ups dress at work. (Okay, slightly more fashionable then in an office, but still professional/attractive.)

SWD: Hold on, this is True Blood were talking about. When do they actually “dress” for work, unless it’s the “sock of destiny” #notComplaining

They clean up nice after all the dirty stuff happening in Bon Temps

SWD: Looking good, Joe’s so lovely I’m not even noticing the “v” is going into Stefan territory

Always a lovely and classy couple.

Robert, meet your style icon.


SWD: I’m sorry EC, did you say something. I got distracted.^

And speaking of socks…

Fun with Socks = Good, Crazy with Hair = Bad

Supernatural @ Comic Con

EC: Sam and Dean not only can bring cool to casual, but they can kick butt. Learn this and you can get great new acting gigs!

These boys can work the hair and the Sam's Shirts!

 SWD: That IS a Sam shirt.. Alcide wore it last episode, and Sam wore it last season. Love it!
EC: We have so much hope for you, Rob. This intervention is for your own good. Now we just need to work on your umm…interesting…clothing choices.

Alright, I'll admit it. Just start listening to Taylor.

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards: Why Pattinson Needs to Take Awesome Lessons From Sudeikis

Posted in MTV Awards, Parks and Recreations, Pattinson Ponderings, Twilight, Uncategorized with tags , , on June 14, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey
What the HECK was this guy drinking? And where can I get some?
 

WHY SUKEIKIS (and Ansari) NEED TO MENTOR ROB PATTINSON

 
The Everything Twilight Awards…I Mean the 2011 MTV MOVIE AWARDS was an event. Or a fiasco. My inability to actually decide how I feels about it is the reason it took me so long to write this post. (Also, it’s summertime and my head is still in the clouds after reading that delicious Skarsgard interview in GQ.)
SWD: I walked by this GQ in the grocery store, rubber necked, and plowed right into a dad who was laughing at me. Good times
EC: I can say, without a doubt, that THIS GUY was brilliant…
 

My NEW celebrity crush for 2011

 That’s right the funny man brought joy to my MTV MOVIE AWARD watching experience. Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy a drunk, blabbering Rob saying unbleeped curse awards.  I missed the confused and unintentionally funny Pattinson from year’s past and was bored of the PR packaged version that was all over the publicity for Eclipse. (That overpolished version should only be seen in little Taylor Lautner, not Rob. Is nothing sacred anymore?!?) However(and it’s a big one), I have a feeling if Rob had a comedy mentor to guide him, we might actually have a man that can cross movie genres! Rob doing a comedy would feel so right!

SWD: Here’s my suggestion. They make a Hangover 3 and it takes place in Scotland (the kilts are begging to adorn Bradley Cooper) but they start out in London and meet Patti… drunken hijinx ensue… off to the Highlands where there are plenty of sheep jokes and inappropriately tossed cabers….

"You really think I can be funny? That would be bloody brilliant! But my handler's only want me to play suave Edward Cullen types!"

 

Good start, Robbie! Making weird faces while eating is your first step towards comedy domination! Wait...you really eat like that? Ohh...my bad.

 
But who can help? You could go get some training at the Actor’s Studio in New York! No time? Hmm…
 

Perfect! These two can help! If an InSync Boy can become hilarious and have great chemistry with Kunis then...

 SWD: Would this, erm, work? Rob has big hands and usually works with Stewie… I think we’d have a better effect with Tom Stu!!! 🙂

Oh no! Skinny, little Taylor saw this...

 
 

Poor boy is so confused right now! Also, because Robert did this...

 

THIS is funny!

 
 
How about her for a mentor?
 

She will eat you alive.

 

I suggest being in a movie with THIS charming red head! (They are the best you know!)

 

This man should be your GURU! (Just like Somerhalder worships Deepak Chopra)

You can be on Funny or Die's Between Two Ferns, Rob! Just try to have some dignity and contain the giggles.

 
 

Oops! Got distracted by Xavier and Rob's comment about ripping off Bryce's head and her having a baby in her tummy. Awkward!

 
Just promise me to never become THIS GUY!
This is my advice to you dear Robert. Just promise that next time you will drink a little less ‘courage juice’ and embrace your inner sillly. (It’s more than enough.)
SWD: Random: I recently learned they make Justin Bieber T-shirts in men’s sizes. That’s just wrong. 
 
 
 
 

 

Rosie the Elephant is Team Jacob! My Water for Elephants Review

Posted in Movie Reviews, Pattinson Ponderings, Uncategorized, Water For Elephants with tags , , on May 16, 2011 by talksupe

I might be having happy flashbacks!

 
posted by EC Stacey

I have now had two weeks to process my reactions to watching the film, Water for Elephant. I needed to calm myself down to the Robe…I mean visual overload. To give you a truly objective view of this film, not just my making googly eyes at the lead, heroic male. I first want to let you know that I saw this film with fellow members of my book club. A fantastic group of intelligent, classy and funny ladies who are not crazy like me. Honestly, they would be the better people to ask, because they are completely objective. (Unlike me. Pattinson = Pretty.) They all likes it, but pointed out that some parts did deviate from the great book. They, however, are not writing this review. I am. hee hee hee.

Well...hello there, handsome!

  The film’s director knew his target audience. This guy. If you counted the amount of close-ups, he would win. The next most popular…

Friends Forever

Rosie probably was the true heroine of the film!

 
But…Reese’s costumes were lovely.
 

Oops! Got distracted by the tux!

 
I was thinking about this…
 
I want a horse, so I can wear a cool vintage outfit!
 
Oscar Winners + Good Script =
 

Always work with the best!

A win for this guy!
 
 
So overall impression…exciting, romantic and a complete movie for older women unrealistically swooning for younger men. (Thanks a bunch, Reese!) 
 

Not fair.

Or this…
 
 
To recap…Pattinson was pretty and Reese had some pretty, cute vintage clothes. Which for me, it always comes back to the clothes. sigh.

Pattinson Bday Boys Night Out… by Paul

Posted in Fake Celebrity Stuff, Pattinson Ponderings with tags , , , , on May 13, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ west coast Stacey)

Because (to quote EC) Stefan is Edward’s slutty soulmate, Paul takes Rob out to celebrate his quarter of a centur mortal existance.

Our lil boy's all growsd up!...

 

What does one do one their 25th? Go to Lenscrafters or Red Robin? I'm old....

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Get ready for a night on the town, "Hangover" style, man!

*sighs* 25. I'm over the hill. They're not cougars anymore, they're peers.

QUit your bitching or I'm making you wear this.


PAUL: First, we;re going to see these guys in concert. I’m recruiting them for our season 3 soundtrack.

Such a peppy band, perfect for emo vamp actors.

PAUL: Then we’ll meet up the True Blood ladies.

I'm wearing glitter lip gloss just to mess with him.

PAUL: Then back to my pad for refreshments:

with True Blood filling

And if we have too much tequila cake, I have decorated the bathroom IHO.

Watch for the fangs!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!!!

Oh That Dress!

Posted in Pattinson Ponderings, Premieres, Water For Elephants with tags , on April 21, 2011 by talksupe

posted by EC Stacey

An Ode to a Very Pretty Dress…

I want THIS dress!!

The Water for Elephants premiere made me want this dress, more than anything! It was the best part of all the pictures! The guy with her isn’t too shabby either!

He's pretty cute, but not as much as that dress.

Heard people were going crazy over these two, BUT…

Important things people…

Ignore the guy…those shoes with that dress!!! Ahhh!!! I need the shoes, too!

What lesson we’ve learned here today…I love clothes more than celebrities.