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The Smurfs… as supes!

Posted in Favorites, Outlander series, SWD's ramblings, True Blood, Twilight, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , on August 8, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

I took Snow Jr. to see the Smurf film over the weekend. It was cute and the adult jokes were actually lol-able. Decent soundtrack too. Snow Jr. even got out of her seat and started grooovin’ to “Back in Black”. Made mama so proud!

EC: We haven’t seen it yet. Of course, we like to wait for things to come on cable ot netflixs to watch movies. Yo know what’s on ONDEMAND…the Smurfs cartoon! I’ll watch those and then an episode of How I Met Your Mother to get my Neil Patrick Harris fix and pretend I saw the movie. BTW…I miss Doogie Howser.

But of course, these little blue buddies reminded me of… our SUPES! Please note the comparisons:

THIS!

EC: They make Vampire Smurfs?!? I am so creeped out right now. Just like I was creeped out at the Halloween Dora book that had Boots the monkey dressed up like one. “Hola, Dora! I vant to suck your blood and count to six in Spanish!”

Papa Smurf: is the Carlisle. Full of wisdom, gentle, taking care of all his “adopted children”

Papa's beard is much more authorotative than Carlisle's scarves.

EC: You just need to add a lovely red scarf to ol’Papa. Also random comments like, “There will be many lives lost…when Azriel eats us all.” (Like in that ridiculous party scene in Eclipse..remember?”

Clumsy Smurf: is Bella! The source of all the turmoil, why all the smurfs (vampires) are now in danger. Turns heroic in the end.

Bellumsy!

EC: Bella turns heroic? Also, does Clumsy pop out an ill advised creepy child? Please, for the love of all that is good say “No”.

Gargamel: is Aro, but way less pretty. Old, into cave-y castle type lairs, trying to drain little ones of their essence.

GAro

EC: Aro pretty? With his weirdo creepy tresses? Actually, give Gargamel some Hair Club for Men and we’ve got brothers!

Azriel the cat: is Victoria. Chases and tracks the Smurfs/ Bella relentlessly. Even has red hair! OR he could be Jasper on a crazy buzz smelling blood.

JazToria

EC: It really is a toss up! But I can see Jasper licking his lips just like Azriel.

Grouchy Smurf: Stefan Salvatore. Both masters of the pout. Smurf Off, people!!!

Grouchtefan

EC: Or Edward in his bossy pants moments…Wait isn’t there a Bossy Smurf?

Vanity Smurf:Vampire Diaries’ Katherine. Is there a scene where she doesn’t fluff her hair?

Vanitherine

EC: Alice could be a possible option. Of course, she uses her vanity for good not evil.

Brainy Smurf: ????????? No one on True Blood. No one in Mystic Falls. Do we have a brainy supe? Oh, duh, EDWARD!!!

BrainWard

EC: That would work.

Gutsy Smurf: is Outlander’s Jamie Fraser. duh. And I’m just saying, Gutsy had the biggest feet of all the smurfs. Mmmphm.

GutsyJAMMF

EC: Oh boy. Is it just me or does this smurf look like Mike Meyers dressed up like Fat Bas**rd in Austin Powers. Just look hard and you’ll see it.

Smurfette: Sookie! One girl, surrounded by 99 inappropriate suitors.

Soofette

EC: There should be a “Sam Smurf”. You know, the nice Smurf that Smurfette should be with, but she gets taken in with the no good ones instead.

And yes, of course I feel like a whack job comparing little blue creatures to big dead icy ones.

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The Most Interesting “Man” in the world

Posted in Favorites, Fever series, SWD's ramblings with tags , , , , on May 4, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/West Coast Stacey)

In honor of my birhtday Cinco De Mayo, I’m cracking open a bottle of Dos Equis, purchased solely because I like their commercials:

So, who in our lil supernatural world could be classified as such? None other than star of the Fever series: Jericho Barrons

JZB

So, what qualifies Barrons as the Most Interesting Man in the World? Book 4 Chapter 4. He is responsible for the following:

• Esme has no lines in any of the Twilight movies because he Voiced her silent.

• The Volturi based their color scheme on his tattoos.

• Alice’s visions are actually his afterthoughts.

• Thoughts of him are what make Bella stumble.

• RobWard took a lesson from him on how to make Twi-hards do this:

You don

• Knowing something about sassy Southern blonds, Barrons originated Bill Compton’s catch phrase, “Sookeh is Mahine”

• Damon stole his smirk.

• Barrons turned Stefan emo in response.

• Eric based Fangtasia’s basement on the blue prints of Jericho’s personal lair. Barrons sent the chains as a “You’re Welcome” gift.

*body not included

• He taught the Black Dagger Brotherhood what to do what their daggers.

• He originally invented the Tardis as an Unseelie meatlocker.

• Based on his suggestion, Jamie Fraser put up some stones hoping a hot piece would one day walk through.

If I build it, she will come.

• Mitchell brought a picture of JZB’s hair to his Vamp stylist. He was denied.

Just a little off the back, like Barrons

• He taught Vishous the power of a sink.

I don

Happpy Cinco de Drinko!

Stay thirsty my friends.

And since it’s Cinco De Mayo I’m posting this:

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Rob Recaps the Royal Wedding

Posted in Fake, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Emails, Favorites with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

Celebrity Fake Email Theater. Again, DISCLAIMER, fake.

Firstly, I just have to say that I take back everything I said in the prior post, Vampire Diaries was on fire this week)

Back to the subject at hand. In a last ditch effort to have “more Pretty at the party,” Rob Patti carpools with the Beckhams to the Royal shindig:

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.comFrom: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Good morning, mates!

You won’t believe this, I’m sending this from Westminster Abbey! Kate just walked in! Well now, dude she’s smokin hot she looks quite fetching.

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: (The Guys)

From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Tell us about the dress, Rob! Is it a ball gown?  Is it a Reem Acra? How’s her crinoline?How long is the train? And the veil? Oh please tell me there’s a veil.

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Paul,

It’s fabulous! The train is Cathedral length and she has on this adorable lace jacket which emphasizes her slendor arms. And don’t get me started on the tiara.

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: (The Guys)

From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Stop right there, man,… there’s a tiara! *dies* But in her case it’s an actual crown! With real diamonds! SQUEE!! How exquisite.

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To:blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

 Paul,

It really is. The whole package is just so lovely. I litrally shed tears.

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: (The Guys)

From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

*sighs* I do love weddings. You lucky dog, you!

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; (The Guys)

From: blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

Gawd you Queens! We’re men, the only thing we care about in regards to the wedding dress is how to get around all the stupid layers.

They’re not throwing rice are they? They know it’s bad for the birds, when they eat it their stomachs explode.

Bubbles are better.

-Ian

Reuse, Renew, Recycle! Doin’ it Vamp Style in GA

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

 Paul,

Oh bubbles would be a dream! It’d be like an Ibiza club scene but with proper English decorum!

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Thanks!
To: hotpockets4evah@att.net

From: FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com

Hey ‘Son’! I’m so glad you are having a great time!

Pete

*thinks* I need to take him hunting.

Subject: RE: Thanks!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Oh hey, Steve’s here!

#BritVampReunion

Rob

Subject: English Countryside Trip

To: bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

From: annashubby@gmail.com

Hey Guys,

 I was surprised to get an invite, but turns out the Queen is a huge True Blood fan!
Stephen

Subject: English Countryside Trip

To: annashubby@gmail.com

From: bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

And I’m here too, becuase Pippa is #TeamEric

Alex

Subject: Book Club

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com; hotpockets4evah@att.net; 100MonkeyMan@gmail.com

From: praisehim@aol.com

Who performed the ceremony? Was it the pope?!! *Fangirls*

-Kellen

Find the Path

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Paul,

Nina is here! She is.. uh oh… she is…  I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you this…. She just slipped her number to Prince Harry.

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: (The Guys)

From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Well, he is Prince Hot Ginge after all…

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Concert on January 7

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com; hotpockets4evah@att.net; bluesweaterswede@gmail.com; annashubby@gmail.com
From: 100MonkeyMan@gmail.com
How are the bridesmaids man? Any easy pickens?

-Jack, the monkey man

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Jax, so crass. They’re totally DTF I’m not going to dignify that with a response. I …uh-oh.. Kate just looked at me. You know, THAT look. The one that I get from every female and some dudes on the planet Twilight set stalkers. She’s, uh, hitching up her dress! She’s pulling off her garter! She’s waving it over her head and pointing at me. She just nailed me with it and moaned “elephants!!!!!!!!”.  Oh no, Oh God,  the royal guard is getting ready to tackle me, got to run! Later chaps

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

From Tower of London.

I didn’t make it out.

It is nice to have a little peace though. I’m quite safe. My cell mate is Team Jacob. Oh sh*t, he just said he meant Jankowski.

Rememebr Me,

Rob

TS Housekeeping…Edward Cullen Style

Posted in About Us, Being Human, Discovery of Witches, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Emails, Fake Interviews, Fake Tweets, Favorites, Ghosts, Outlander series, Pattinson Ponderings, Recaps, Talk Supe Book Club, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2011 by talksupe
Goodness gracious, can Isabella ever clean her room?!?

posted by ECS

Well kids, Talk Supe has some important announcements. Okay maybe not IMPORTANT, like saving dolphins or building houses in Africa important. Just some FYI, for ya’ all. Like to keep nice and neat in these parts like Edward Cullen likes his Volvo.

Just look at him eat. Ugh. The mess! I swear if Newton doesn’t close his mouth when he eats…

 First things first…Talk Supe Book Club! 

Get to your local library, bookstore or however you load up the Kindle and start reading this book!  We will be discussing it and enjoying the Yoga stylings of Matthew. (He is somewhat Edward Cullen like. He like to umm…sniff too. Which is kind of creepy, but it supposed to be scary. Soo…) If you like Twilight, you’ll like this one. (Hopefully) It is also not YA, so it for the big girls and boys.

You might be wondering why we aren’t reading the next Outlander yet. Never fear! One of us (EC), still needs to head to the library to pick it up. But, for our Outlander friends, there are visits to SCOTLAND in DoW! Also, a terrific character called Hamish. (Who I imagine should be played by Alan Cummings, when they make the movie. Which you know they will!)

So let’s start reading!

Do you miss me, ladies?

No Vampire Diaries until April! (Darn you American Idol!)

I blame you for this JLO and Stephen Tyler…not to mention Ryan Seacrest. I REALLY blame Seacrest! Sniff, sniff… But until then we are going to attempt to talk more about this…

The originals are back and better than ever!

Being Human…The British Edition and a little of this…

The Yankee Doodle version

Of course, more adventures (completely made up nonsense) about our imaginary buddy…

My hoodie and I know how to throw a kicking party!

That’s right…

More Celebrity Email/Texting/Twitter/Pictorals Theater!

You know you love them.  

So here is your super duper update. Of course, we always have more surprises to come! So pickup Discovery of Witches and get ready to chat!

You're still Team Edward! Admit it! I'm charming, romantic, respectful...maybe a tiny bit intense, but...I will clean your house, just to stay number 1!

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Celebrity Theater: Paul Plans a Party

Posted in Fake Celebrity Stuff, Favorites, Parks and Recreations, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Vampires, Werewolves with tags , , , , , , , on February 25, 2011 by talksupe
posted by East Coast Stacey

Paul aka Stefan, might be my favorite. In that, when I write for him, I imagine him to be the best little brother ever. (I always wanted a little brother) Is he really like the way picture him? Probably not. But enjoy this little story of Paul planning a party for his friends…

P.S…This isn’t at all,not even a little bit real. Just in case you were confused.

"To create the perfect party, you'll need a few things: Martha Stewart Entertaining, a signature fruity cocktail and tapas! It's going to be legendary!"

Neil: That guy seriously needs to step away from my catch phrase!

"Shh...Don't forget the flower arrangements, Nina. Orchids and Gerber Daisies. They'll be the hit of the party!"

"Dude,don't forget to put out the recycling bins! I don't care if the blue clashes with your color scheme. Ohh...I'll bring some organic hummus, pita chips and fine honeys."

"Another Paul party? Please don't tell me it's another Murder Mystery Weekend. He threw a hissy fit when all the guys decided to watch the Celtics play the Lakers instead."

"Oh yeah! I love going to a fly party! I'll bring the wine coolers! This is so exciting! I am totally Team Edward!"

That's Twilight! I don't sparkle and drive a Volvo. What the he...

"Don't worry mates,I'll be there! Can't have a party without the Brit Pack! Aziz, let's do some karaoke of Jay Z!"

"That'll be dope!"

"100 Monkey's will totally play your party, Paul!"

"Wait...what...I was just going to put a Dave Matthews playlist on my IPod!"

"Come on, Paul! Dave has nothing on us. We played the same song for 45 minutes. With a bongo. Now that's what I call music!"

"I tried to tell him no, Paul! Jackson looked so sad. Like I kicked his puppy. Just let them play one song...45 minutes? You have to be kidding me!"

"Paul's having a party? I didn't get invited again! These guys have a bias against guys playing wolves. I'll call Taylor and see if he wants to meet me at the arcade."

"Umm...Paul...you did tell everybody that this is a costume party? Right? Paul?"

 

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Track Suit Throwdown

Posted in Favorites, SWD's ramblings, Wardrobe with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 17, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

Featuring Eric Northman and  Sue Sylvester

Tall, blond, and fierce, both Eric and Sue love themselves the warm-ups.

Human, you think you can compare to my velour?

Zip it, Northman. I'm looking for an endorsement deal.

Your feeble attempt to surpass me as a spokesmodel amuses me, human.

Bring it, Blondie!

Adidias is all over us, Cheerio!

That's what I think of your meager Adidas. *answers phone* Hello, Nike.

Both were dropped. However, an endorsemenmt offer was extended, by:

The one who accepted:

If I wear this, maybe Sookie will bite ME for a change.

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Being Human, American Style! Episode 2

Posted in Being Human, Classics we mess with, Favorites, Ghosts, LOST, Recaps, Uncategorized, Vampires, Werewolves with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 27, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey and WC Stacey (SWD)

Bringing the Sweaters, Supernatural Style!

What does he have to do with Being Human, good ol'USA? You'll see...

I must admit, when watching Being Human, Yankee Edition, I get distracted. Not by pretty things, because Mitchell isn’t in this one. It’s how my mind wanders, for instance, when seeing the Annie sweater on Sally, that I want one too. Then thanks to the ‘reporting’ of our sorority sister, Feat Lil J that the show is set in Boston. Which leads me to think with a quick trip on the highway I can be in Boston. Take in the sites, wander through Harvard yard, go to an awesome Irish pub/restaurant that I enjoyed with my hubby during our courting stage. You know, romantic warm fuzzies. Then something violent happens on Being Human USA and I am thrust back into the show.

Why is this? Well, I imagine it’s because I have seen it before. With accents. Which doesn’t mean that I am not enjoying it, but I do miss the original. It’s kind of like watching all the different film adaptations of Pride and Prejudice, then remembering how much you love the Colin Firth movie. It’s not that you don’t like the other ones, it’s just you miss Colin Firth.

Wait a minute...I like Matthew Macfadyen's Darcy too!

SWD: Oh Stace, I ‘ve never been to Boston and have always wanted to go. Maybe we could do a  Being Human tour 2012. Speaking of Annie’s sweaters… wait, are we still calling them Annie’s sweaters on the yankee edition? Let’s, because “Sally Sweaters” sounds too Nick Jr.,  like a ditzy character that should be in the Laurie Berkner band or something. Back to the sweaters. I wore mine today, in honor of our post. Also did you notice at the end when Sally was floating down the stairs the lyrics to the song were “….wearing a sweater”. SyFy knows the power of the wool.

EC: Sorry…lost track there…Being Human…right…

 
 
 

You know you couldn't resist watching episode two!Look... It's Acts Like A Pouty Teen Wolf!

 

Saved By The Vamp – Aidan Style

So Josh’s big secret was discovered by his sister, due to Aidan’s super save the day actions. Let’s give that boy a cape! He was able to swallow the blood lust and be there for his friend. An admirable trait for the “good vampires”. But…riddle me this…how was Josh’s sister so easily able to see her brother writhing around in a cellar in pain and not want to get him to a doctor? Even if she bought Aidan’s excuse, “He’s crazy!” You would think she would call her parents due to the fact that their mom was loco too. Color me confused.

SWD: I didn’t get it either. Do you think he Glamored/compelled/Dazzled/ whatever they’re calling vamp hypnotism on this show. Also, do we know yet how they can day walk? Will we find out later?

Josh’s cardigan

Dear Stefan, THIS is how a supe wears a cardi. Why does it work on Josh and not Stefan? Because Josh is kind of adorkable and that’s what a cardigan says (said by girl  currently wearing a cardigan). Stefan is too calm, cool, and collected for this conservative garment. For his preppier moods, Stefan needs more of this: but his wardrobe intervention will be another post.

Sally, Sally, Sally…You Can Do SO Much Better

For those of you who HAVE not watched the British version, I will not spoil the reason that Miss Sally is still lurking around the grungy apartment. (Like those who lurk around the blog and don’t comment. Teasing. I adore you lurkers.) I will, however, put this into your head. First…why is Danny so darn annoying? Just keep that in the back of your head while viewing. Also, why didn’t Sally and Danny put some fresh paint up in their crib. Seriously, that is a depressing color in that place. Quick! Aidan, Josh get your supernatural painting powers on and lighten up that place!

SWD: No kidding, wasn’t Home Depot open on move-in day? They couldn’t pick up a gallon of Sunset Sunrise Splash? Danny kind of seems like a sunset magic kind of guy. Oh, and pick up some light bulbs for that dark hallway while they’re at it. Or maybe a baby gate or some glow tape at the top of the stairs. Maybe a nightlight in the hallway. We have dangerous stairs too. So steep my dog goes down on three legs because he’s going so fast. #great4kids

 She’s Back…And Not A Nice Young Lady

That’s right, Aidan’s clean up crew didn’t clean up his mess. Instead, they took it home, gave it sharp teeth and sent it off to make an even bigger mess for the gang.  Umm…was her name Amanda…you know the redhead…

She's a maneater...literally!

 

First, she tries to eat Josh, but true to Twilight and every other supe show, the wolves are downright stinky. Lucky Josh. Unfortunately, for annoying, can’t take a hint nurse girl or newest vamp was still hungry. Well…not annoying anymore.  Not actually anything.

SWD: She’s rather trampy too. We all know from Horror Movies 101 that the slutty chick is the first to get offed. Um, that didn’t sound right. But you know what I mean. There is a dissertation on this in Scream. 

 
 

SCARY!

 

Jaco…I Mean Bishop Is Still Scary

Mark Pelligrino is downright frightening. In a v-neck sweater even. I liked Lost’s Jacob, but he was creeptastic on Supernatural. I wouldn’t want his cop to pull me over for speeding. I don’t think the fine will be a ticket.

SWD: He IS creepy…. like windowless white van  driving creepy.

Overall Impressions of Numero 2

Well, it was scary and creepy. The characters are growing on me. So…I’ll see you next week Being Human! Ohh…new Vampire Diaries tonight! Yee ha! Also…guess what’s playing on BBC3…Being Human Series 3! Cannot Wait!!!

See you next time!

What did you think? Tell us in the comments! Excited about tonight’s Vampire Diaries?

SWD: I am I am!

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