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Fake Celebrity Email (Texting) Theater Presents…

Posted in award shows, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Emails, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , on January 12, 2012 by talksupe
Posted by EC Stacey
I just love the older birds! That’s why I pick movies like Water For Elephants and Bel Amie.

Somerhalder and Pattinson at The People’s Choice Awards

Ian: Can someone please take the phone away from Robert Pattinson? Paul: He can text me if he wants.

That’s right, the holidays are over and it’s time for award season! What’s on tap first? That giant commercial for hair products and makeup, The People’s Choice Awards. (Which is true! They had actual real time advertisements throughout the thing. If I was an actor attending I would knock some sense into the producer of that cheese fest with the glass award.)

But the most important development was a cleanly shaved Robert Pattinson or Mr.Clean, because it was his head and a supremely smug, yet dapper Ian Somerhalder were in the same venue. #asignoftheMayanapocolypse. That means it’s time for a super special Fake Celebrity Email Theater, Texting Edition!

Disclaimer: This isn’t real. At all. Let’s be clear now…NOT REAL. Promise me you don’t think any of this is true or any of these actors are ACTUALLY like this. What is true? Pattinson did wear that outfit and must have gotten a bit “tipsy” with an electric shaver.

PFACH: Cheers, Ian! Where’s the bloody bar in this place?

ISomer: Peter Fachinelli? Where did you get my phone number?

PFACH: It’s me, Rob! I stole Peter’s phone. He won’t mind he’s like my da. I got this free phone from AT&T, but it doesn’t text. It DOES have a neat flip lid, so I won’t accidentally call Nikki Reed anymore. Kristen doesn’t like that. So where’s the bar?

ISomer: Leave me alone. He last thing you need is a drink.

PFACH: I always need a drink, bloke! But it’s for my date.

ISomer: Kristen Stewart isn’t here. Did you come with the other vampire girl?

PFACH: That sexy little bird? Nina Di…Russian something? I tried to chat her up on the carpet. I think we are hitting up Mickey D’s after the show.

ISomer: That’s my girlfriend!!!!!

PFACH: I truly apologize, Ian! But isn’t she a bit young for you? She’s like 16 and your 40.

ISomer: I…I…what is wrong with you! By the way, I’m 33!

PFACH: You look so much older. Anyway, back to the bar. Betty wants to get her drink on.

ISomer: Betty White? What?!?

PFACH: Those older bird love to get their drink on! I learned this on the Water For Elephants set with Reese. She loved those G&T’s…hold on a sec! I just won!

I’m back! What did you think of my speech?

ISomer: It sucked, Sparkles.

PFACH: That wasn’t nice. Oh it’s Paul!

PWes: Dude, nice speech! I should plan you a celebration party! It would be better with Nina’s help, but IAN doesn’t let her help anymore.

ISomer: She can’t spend everyday at you house picking out decorative party napkins, Paul. It’s getting obsessive and, to tell the truth, weird.

PWes: You’re just jealous I never ask you on your opinion on my napkins.

Anyway, ROB what happened to your hair?!? OMG!

PFACH: A little razor incident. You see, Tom and I got a 12 pack of Heineken. We thought Sienna and Kristen would like us free of cumbersome hair. Tom chickened last minute and here I am left hairless. Kristen is quite put out and keeps mentioning Chris Helmsworth’s flowing locks. Stupid Snow White.

ISomer: You know what’s stupid? Your story and your shirt.

PWes: I like his shirt. It shows he’s relaxed and fun.

ISomer: You would.

PFACH: Paul would, because he is a true friend. I like your shirt, too. The rolled sleeves are a nice touch! Not stuffy, like Mr. Fancy Pants.

Look! Your lady won, Ian! Why is she smiling at Paul?

ISomer: Please stop.

PFACH: Don’t be put out. She probably misses picking out streamers with him, you know.

PWes: She really does. It’s true! She texts me fun entertaining ideas all day long! Like for instance, do you think 100 Monkeys would play her cousin’s 13th birthday party? He loves Twilight!

PFach: Sure. It’s not like Jackson is doing anything else.

ISomer: Will you two stop! My category is up next!

*Three sad minutes later*

PFACH: Sorry, Man. I do like that bloke from Serenity. I’ve never seen Castle. But i love Serenity, I should do SciFi. You know that the creator of Serenity created Buffy? Now THAT’S a good vampire tv show!

ISomer: I am so going to make fun of you on Twitter now. Well after a send a series of tweets about the plight of rare butterflies.

Yeah, those two should hug it out or at least do Dancing With The Stars together. #scaryimagesoftheday Can’t wait to see them at the MTV Awards!

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Celebrity Email Theater…Breaking Dawn Character Edition or…

Posted in Fake, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Emails, Letters to Twilight, Twilight, Uncategorized with tags , , , on November 8, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE AN OPEN BAR AT WEDDINGS

EC: One day, Letter to Twilight (www.letterstotwilight.com), which by the way if you like this blog you’ll LOVE theirs,  had a post discussing just pictures released from Breaking Dawn. Wedding pictures with Bella’s mom, Renee. You know the lady. The one who likes to pretend that she’s her daughter’s younger sister. Well that got us to thinking, what would happen if you combined Renee, an open bar and all of her cougar instincts around men who look like Grecian, marble statues? Trouble. Big trouble.

SWD: *side note* We did have an open bar at our wedding. It was Mr. Snow’s “designer silk dress”. We paid for it. It was soooo worth the 11.5 (<-we know lots of drunks) for all the candid table camera photos, stories, hook-ups, and pregnancies. And we DID have a cougar/ groomsmen sitch. #awesome

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyers created these crazy characters. We just took it to the next, disturbing (and hopefully funny) level.

Disclaimer 2: You know this isn’t real. Because, I honestly believe if you think Edward Cullen or Jacob Black are real then you might need to talk someone. A professional someone. A professional someone that can administer prescription medication. Also, you do realize vampires and werewolves aren’t at all real? Neither are zombies. That goodness for that. Those things are nasty.

Disclaimer 3: Don’t you think STAR magazine and US Weekly should put disclaimers like these on all their stories? Because, you do know the probabilities that anything written in those are real are like slim to none.

P.S. – This is dedicated to Team Seth, who actually had a beautiful wedding and no crazy Renee’s and Emmett’s

Away we go…

 
To: Brontegirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
From: Hotmamadwyer@att.net
 
 
 
Subject: Wedding
 
Bella-
First let me say, Mama loves you. I know you are abit mad right now, but I think in a few weeks you and I can sit back and laugh. Your dad told me to leave you alone, but I told him he can kiss it. Charlie’s face turned all red and it looked like smoke was going to come out of his ears. It was hilarious. Which isn’t the reason I’m writing, just…
You know, if you think about it, it really is your fault Bella. An open bar? You know how Mama loves her wine. Not to mention, what is it with those Cullen men? Their backsides are like rocks! I just had to see if they really were so hard. You can’t blame a woman for needing to see…I should say feel. That cutie Emmett seemed to enjoy it. Then when I danced with that big piece of meat, well sweetie, I think you married the wrong brother.
 
Which reminds me, when you get back I need to have a conference call or SKYPE with you and little Alice. I wasn’t liking how Jasper was looking at Edward. He kept making weird faces. Then when I took a little feel, that boy’s face got all tight and frustrated looking. Remember when I dated that Greg when you were 8? He was a bisexual, Bella. I know these things from experience. I will bet my whole collection of Mexican decorative pottery that Alice’s boyfriend is light in the loafers. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I know you were actually worried about Phil’s feelings! Don’t worry, sweetie! He was having a great time chatting up and I think feeling up that tall, blonde girl from Alaska. Are her boobs real? Anyway, we have an ‘open relationship’. Maybe you and Edward should look into that type of arrangement!
 
Is Bronte like the Kardashians? I just love that show!
 
Love, Renee
 
To: Hotmamadwyer@att.net 
 
 
 
From: Brontegirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
 Subject: Wedding 
 
Mom- I can’t do this right now.
-Bella
 
To:Brontegirl355@gmail.com 
 
 
 
From: BigPimpin1009@aol.com
 
 
 
Subject: MILF email
 
Yo, lil’sis! Finally gettin’ a little something. Little being a perfect word for Ed’s tiny Ed. Hey can you send me your ma’s email? She’s the bomb! What a cougar! Actually, I am older…I’m confused. No matter! She’s going to make me a East Coast Rap mix tape! Cool lady for real!Hey, don’t tell Rose.
 
-The Notorious E! (Emmett if you couldn’t figure that out)
 
To: BigPimpin1009@aol.com 
 
 
 
 
From: PianoMan456@gmail.com
 
 
 
Subject: Cease and Desist
 
Emmett-
Leave my wife alone. Also, you may NOT have my mother-in-laws email.
 
Sincerly,
Edward M. Cullen
 
To: PianoMan456@gmail.com 
 
 
 
From: BigPimpin1009@aol.com
 
 
 
Subject: Still not getting any?
 
Still see the stick up your a…excuse me…derierre. You are delicate like a little daisy, Ed. Maybe, you should let Bella flash you her boobs. LOL!
 
-Notorious E 
P.S. Let me know if you need any ‘bedroom advice’. ;0)
 
To: Brontegirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
From: GearGenius@aol.com
 
 
 
 
Subject: Your Mother
 
Get control of your mother, before I do. Let’s just say my way involves body parts thrown in varied locations.
 
– Rosalie Hale Cullen
 
 
To:GearGenius@aol.com
 
 
 
 
From: Brontegirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
 Subject: Sorry
 
I am so very sorry.
-Bella
 
To: Brontegirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
From: TXTwoStep@att.net
 
 
 
 
Subject: Your Mother
 
Isabella,
Please inform your mother that her phone calls to Alice concerning my sexual orientation are unnecessary and unwarranted. Four phone calls a day is getting obsessive and Alice keeps laughing at me. If I was ever to as your mom, so undelicately put it switch teams, I would never be interested in Edward. I am slightly offended by the idea. No offense to you, Isabella.
 
Fondly,
Jasper
 
To: BronteGirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
From: Alicat25252@att.net
 
 
 
 
 
Subject: HA!
 
Your mother is hilarious! Jasper is all trying to be manly and open up jars of peanut butter and pickles! We don’t even eat and he bought them, just so he can show me he’s the ‘man’ in the house. It’s great!Can I please dress your mom? That WalMart fiasco she wore to the wedding turned my stomach. BTW, how’s Edward liking those bikinis I packed for you? Nevermind, I already know. ;0)
Love ya! Alice
 
To: TXTwoStep@att.net
 
 
 
 
From: PianoMan456@gmail.com 
 
 
 
Subject: My apologies
 
Jasper,
Bella and I will be taking care of the issue with her mother. Please do not worry about it any further.
Wait…what did you mean you would NEVER be interested in me. I am somewhat offended by that statement. Bella has no complaints.
 
-Edward M. Cullen
 
To: Brontegirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
From: Photolady112@gmail.com
 
 
 
Subject: Umm…
 
Hi Bella!
I hope you are having a lovely honeymoon and I don’t want to interrupt, but before you get a rude email from Jessica…your mom was making out with Mike Newton by the chocolate fountain. I thought it would be better if you heard it from me.
Let’s get coffee and chat when you get back! I have BIG NEWS about me and Ben! 
Miss you!
Angela
 
 
To: DrCCullen@ForksGeneral.org
 
 
 
From: BronteGirl355@gmail.com
 
 
Subject: Changes
 
Dear Carlisle,
 
Edward and I request your help for the “Big Change” at the Isle Esme. Sooner is better than later. Thank you!
 
Love, Bella
 
To: Brontegirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
From: DrCCullen@ForksGeneral.org
 
 
 
Subject: Changes?
 
Dearest Bella,
 
I thought you two were waiting until you arrived back to Forks? Is this concerning your mother’s behavior? Charlie attempted to talk some reason to her and was going to email you himself, but he doesn’t know how to email.
Maybe, I can find a nice rehab facility for your mother? Why are you and Edward rushing the “change”?
Esme sends her love to you both!
 
Love, Carlisle
 
To: DrCCullen@ForksGeneral.org
 
 
 
From: BronteGirl355@gmail.com
 
 
 
Subject: My mother
 
I’m planning on eating her.
 
Love, Bella
 
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July Housekeeping Edward Cullen Style…

Posted in Camelot, Discovery of Witches, Dr. Who, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Emails, Fake Interviews, Fake Tweets, Message From Team Seth, Recaps, Talk Supe Book Club, True Blood, Twilight, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 8, 2011 by talksupe
posted be EC Stacey

Why can't people keep things organized! I am going to stick on my pouty face.

 
I know that we said we are on a break, but… I just need to give you some teasers from the next couple of weeks! Just can’t help myself!
 
First…Team Seth gives us some glimpses into the land of Dr.Who. (She’s the expert!)
 
 
 
 

Maybe Team Seth can help me determing the origin of this stone? Or at least help me figure out what's going to happen next season!

 
 
Thanks a bunch Starz’s, now WC Stacey is going to cry! (But you are bringing me Torchwood, so at least we’re good.)
 
 

Only one season! Now people will only remember me for my black robes, flamboyant scarves and trying to kill off Bella!

 
 
 
We really…I PROMISE discuss this book!
 

Did you know...the author retweeted WC Stacey?

 
 
Breaking Dawn madness is upon us…feathers and sippy cups…
 

B: Can I have some more eggs? E: I see how it is, wife! As soon as you put a ring on it, I become your slave! I don't see shackles on the stove and I don't see you running out to the meadow and draining a deer for me! Some respect would be nice!

Celebrity Email Theater!
 

Miss us yet, ladies? Or our party planning prowess? Ain't no party, like a Mystic Falls party

 
Ohh…and most importantly True Blood Recaps!
 

Well ladies...I am back. Do you find my odd, extremely low, mesh tank top fetching?

 
We miss you all and will be back soon! Follow us on twitter @talksupe 
 
 
 
 

You’ve Got Mail (Fake Celebrity Email Theater): Paul Plans a True Blood Viewing Party

Posted in Fake Emails, True Blood with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2011 by talksupe
posted by East Coast Stacey

The season premiere of True Blood is upon us and it’s time for our buddy Paul to throw on his apron, polish the silver and make decorative floral arrangements for a party. A True Blood viewing party. It really doesn’t get any better than this…

DISCLAIMER: You know the drill, kids…this isn’t real. These email addresses DO NOT belong to any of these individuals. Though it would be hilarious if they did. Also, I do not think any of the actors mentioned act in any way like we write them. In fact, I have a sneaky suspicion they are all outstanding and intelligent individuals, that hopefully have a huge sense of humor. It’s just funnier to write this way. Also, can you imagine all of these people watching True Blood together…the possibilities are endless.

Subject: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To: (Vampire Diaries Cast), (Twilight Cast), (True Blood Cast), (One Tree Hill Cast) and (How I Met Your Mother Cast)

Hey Everybody!

Nina and I are having our 1st Annual True Blood Viewing Party this weekend! Come join us for Tapas, red wine and board games as we watch the spooky True Blood premiere.

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!  
From: hotpockets4evah@att.net
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Good morning Paul, old man!

Thank you for the lovely invitation! Tom and I would love to come join you, but do I actually have to watch the show? It looks quite frightening and I have a sneaky suspicion that Ian would try to hide in corners and jump out at me which would scare me further. Did you know that they sell True Blood at the liquor store? I was picking up a six-pack of Heineken and there it was, mocking me with its scary red font. I shudder to think of my embarrassment if I have to hide in my pillow at your pad.   

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To: hotpockets4evah@att.net
CC:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

It will be fine, Rob! We have the living room open for board games! I even have your favorite…Candy Land! Just hang in there and play games and eat. I am making a delicious crab puff recipe that I discovered in this month’s issue of EVERYDAY FOODS. That Martha Stewart is a genius!

BTW…Ian will absolutely be leaving you alone. Promise.

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com
To:  hotpockets4eva@att.net; plaidshirtvamp@att.net;

Damn, Rob…you are just too easy to make fun of! Candy Land? Scared of a bottled beverage? Grow a pair, boy! Didn’t Edward rip out that baby from Bella’s belly with his teeth? That’s scarier then anything on Vampire Diaries or True Blood.

Paul, dude! Heading to Whole Foods to get the ingredients for my infamous garlic humus and a big bag of pita chips. Need me to grab anything else? There’s a fine honey that works in the produce section all covered in mystical tattoos, dreadlocks and smells like patchouli. I am going to try and get her digits.
  
-Ian

Doin it Vamp style in GA

BTW: Reuse, Renew and Recycle Bitches and Real Vamps Don’t Sparkle

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!  
From: hotpockets4evah@att.net
To:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com 

Ian, my friend!

You’ve read Breaking Dawn?!? Golly good! What did you think Edward’s motivation was when listening to the child through his beloved’s stomach? Did you think he and Jacob could have bonded more quickly? I would love hearing your thoughts!
Oh…good luck trying to catch that bird!

Your mate,

Rob

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com
To:  hotpockets4eva@att.net

Damn. Forget I mentioned anything related to Twilight. Stupid sparkly vamps.
  
Bird? What?

-Ian

Doin it Vamp style in GA

BTW: Reuse, Renew and Recycle Bitches and Real Vamps Don’t Sparkle

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From plaidshirtvamp@att.net

To:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

Be nice to Rob, Ian! He’s a sensitive soul.

Could you pick up some red gerber daisies and white tulips from the Whole floral section? It will fit the theme. Nina picked up these great black table clothes back in November from Home Goods. 75% off of Halloween decorations! How great is that! They even accepted her expired Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupon!

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: praisehim@aol.com
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Thanks for the invite man. Unfortunately, True Blood is the work of the devil. Instead, I will be attending this at my church. (Invite below) Come join us and be saved, my brother!

WWJD,
Kellan

The Veggie Tales: The Movie Viewing Party

Come join us to enjoy the exploits of our favorite morally pure vegatables! Yummy snacks and pizza on the menu! Bring your lawn chairs and get comfy!

Where:
The New Gospel

134 Green Street

(In the shopping plaza next to the Fashion Barn)

When:
December 14, 2010

Time:

5 P.M. to 8 P.M.

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To: praisehim@aol.com

Kellan, you do know you PLAY a vampire, right?

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: praisehim@aol.com
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

My brother, a MORMON vampire.

WWJD,
Kellan

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: bluesweaterswede@gmail.com
To:  plaidshirtvamp@att.net
CC: annashubby@gmail.com

No. Stephen and I will be attending a True Blood Charity gala that evening benefiting the American Red Cross.

I do believe Anna might stop by.

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From:  100MonkeyMan@gmail.com
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Want 100 Monkeys to play at the party? We work for beer! Plus, we do a great Black Keys cover…only with a funk/jazz/Grateful Dead vibe. What do you think?
Oh, will that pretty girl who plays the witch be there? Seems, my favorite lady would  rather hang out with that toga wearing guy from the movie, “300.”
-Jackson

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To:  100MonkeyMan@gmail.com

Umm…so much other stuff going on…no real need for a live band. I can hook up my iPod if needed. How about you bring some…ahh…tortilla chips.

Yep, Katrina’s coming. She’s a good girl. Sorry about Ashley. You knew you were asking for trouble when she started dating that Jonas Brother.  

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: annashubby@gmail.com
To: bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

Alex-

I couldn’t convince Anna out of leaving the benefit early to go to that party. Something about playing Candy Land and beating Pattinson and somebody named Stu.

-Stephen

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From:  degrassigirl456@hotmail.com
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Guess what, good buddy! I got the red velvet chocolate cake recipe! Let’s bake it tonight and watch The Proposal! Don’t you just LOVE Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock?! Swooning!

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To:  degrassigirl456@hotmail.com

You know I love that movie, girl!

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!

From:    BarneyStinsonistheman@gmail.com

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Seriously, how did you get this email? I mean the fan letters were one thing, but now party invitations? Unfortunately, I will be doing my laundry that evening instead.

However, Alyson Hannigan wanted me to say she’s coming with a bunch of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast. I reminded her that her show was so 90’s Vampires, but she told me to shush it. Little warning… James Marsters is a wild man.

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!

From: Anziz4Edward@sbcglobal.net

To: (Vampire Diaries Cast), (Twilight Cast), (True Blood Cast), (One Tree Hill Cast) and (How I Met Your Mother Cast) 

 I’m crashing!! And I’m bringing Jäger Jenga!

Rob Recaps the Royal Wedding

Posted in Fake, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Emails, Favorites with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

Celebrity Fake Email Theater. Again, DISCLAIMER, fake.

Firstly, I just have to say that I take back everything I said in the prior post, Vampire Diaries was on fire this week)

Back to the subject at hand. In a last ditch effort to have “more Pretty at the party,” Rob Patti carpools with the Beckhams to the Royal shindig:

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.comFrom: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Good morning, mates!

You won’t believe this, I’m sending this from Westminster Abbey! Kate just walked in! Well now, dude she’s smokin hot she looks quite fetching.

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: (The Guys)

From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Tell us about the dress, Rob! Is it a ball gown?  Is it a Reem Acra? How’s her crinoline?How long is the train? And the veil? Oh please tell me there’s a veil.

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Paul,

It’s fabulous! The train is Cathedral length and she has on this adorable lace jacket which emphasizes her slendor arms. And don’t get me started on the tiara.

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: (The Guys)

From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Stop right there, man,… there’s a tiara! *dies* But in her case it’s an actual crown! With real diamonds! SQUEE!! How exquisite.

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To:blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

 Paul,

It really is. The whole package is just so lovely. I litrally shed tears.

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: (The Guys)

From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

*sighs* I do love weddings. You lucky dog, you!

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; (The Guys)

From: blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

Gawd you Queens! We’re men, the only thing we care about in regards to the wedding dress is how to get around all the stupid layers.

They’re not throwing rice are they? They know it’s bad for the birds, when they eat it their stomachs explode.

Bubbles are better.

-Ian

Reuse, Renew, Recycle! Doin’ it Vamp Style in GA

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

 Paul,

Oh bubbles would be a dream! It’d be like an Ibiza club scene but with proper English decorum!

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Thanks!
To: hotpockets4evah@att.net

From: FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com

Hey ‘Son’! I’m so glad you are having a great time!

Pete

*thinks* I need to take him hunting.

Subject: RE: Thanks!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com FacinelliFamily90210@gmail.com, annashubby@gmail.com,bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Oh hey, Steve’s here!

#BritVampReunion

Rob

Subject: English Countryside Trip

To: bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

From: annashubby@gmail.com

Hey Guys,

 I was surprised to get an invite, but turns out the Queen is a huge True Blood fan!
Stephen

Subject: English Countryside Trip

To: annashubby@gmail.com

From: bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

And I’m here too, becuase Pippa is #TeamEric

Alex

Subject: Book Club

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com; hotpockets4evah@att.net; 100MonkeyMan@gmail.com

From: praisehim@aol.com

Who performed the ceremony? Was it the pope?!! *Fangirls*

-Kellen

Find the Path

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Paul,

Nina is here! She is.. uh oh… she is…  I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you this…. She just slipped her number to Prince Harry.

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: (The Guys)

From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Well, he is Prince Hot Ginge after all…

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Concert on January 7

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com; hotpockets4evah@att.net; bluesweaterswede@gmail.com; annashubby@gmail.com
From: 100MonkeyMan@gmail.com
How are the bridesmaids man? Any easy pickens?

-Jack, the monkey man

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

Jax, so crass. They’re totally DTF I’m not going to dignify that with a response. I …uh-oh.. Kate just looked at me. You know, THAT look. The one that I get from every female and some dudes on the planet Twilight set stalkers. She’s, uh, hitching up her dress! She’s pulling off her garter! She’s waving it over her head and pointing at me. She just nailed me with it and moaned “elephants!!!!!!!!”.  Oh no, Oh God,  the royal guard is getting ready to tackle me, got to run! Later chaps

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Beautiful! That dress!! Those hats!!!

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net; blueeyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

 From: hotpockets4evah@att.net

From Tower of London.

I didn’t make it out.

It is nice to have a little peace though. I’m quite safe. My cell mate is Team Jacob. Oh sh*t, he just said he meant Jankowski.

Rememebr Me,

Rob

TS Housekeeping…Edward Cullen Style

Posted in About Us, Being Human, Discovery of Witches, Fake Celebrity Stuff, Fake Emails, Fake Interviews, Fake Tweets, Favorites, Ghosts, Outlander series, Pattinson Ponderings, Recaps, Talk Supe Book Club, Twilight, Uncategorized, Vampire Diaries with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2011 by talksupe
Goodness gracious, can Isabella ever clean her room?!?

posted by ECS

Well kids, Talk Supe has some important announcements. Okay maybe not IMPORTANT, like saving dolphins or building houses in Africa important. Just some FYI, for ya’ all. Like to keep nice and neat in these parts like Edward Cullen likes his Volvo.

Just look at him eat. Ugh. The mess! I swear if Newton doesn’t close his mouth when he eats…

 First things first…Talk Supe Book Club! 

Get to your local library, bookstore or however you load up the Kindle and start reading this book!  We will be discussing it and enjoying the Yoga stylings of Matthew. (He is somewhat Edward Cullen like. He like to umm…sniff too. Which is kind of creepy, but it supposed to be scary. Soo…) If you like Twilight, you’ll like this one. (Hopefully) It is also not YA, so it for the big girls and boys.

You might be wondering why we aren’t reading the next Outlander yet. Never fear! One of us (EC), still needs to head to the library to pick it up. But, for our Outlander friends, there are visits to SCOTLAND in DoW! Also, a terrific character called Hamish. (Who I imagine should be played by Alan Cummings, when they make the movie. Which you know they will!)

So let’s start reading!

Do you miss me, ladies?

No Vampire Diaries until April! (Darn you American Idol!)

I blame you for this JLO and Stephen Tyler…not to mention Ryan Seacrest. I REALLY blame Seacrest! Sniff, sniff… But until then we are going to attempt to talk more about this…

The originals are back and better than ever!

Being Human…The British Edition and a little of this…

The Yankee Doodle version

Of course, more adventures (completely made up nonsense) about our imaginary buddy…

My hoodie and I know how to throw a kicking party!

That’s right…

More Celebrity Email/Texting/Twitter/Pictorals Theater!

You know you love them.  

So here is your super duper update. Of course, we always have more surprises to come! So pickup Discovery of Witches and get ready to chat!

You're still Team Edward! Admit it! I'm charming, romantic, respectful...maybe a tiny bit intense, but...I will clean your house, just to stay number 1!

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Oscars Tweet off

Posted in Fake Emails, Fake Tweets with tags , , , , , , on March 2, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West coast Stacey)

Everyone seemed to be tweeting during the Oscars, some of our favorite Supe actors included.  #sourGrapes

**Fake fake fake fake, like L.A….tans

@theStewinator KStew

I’m glad we didn’t get nominated for anything. I didn’t want 2 go 2 that dumb awards show anyway. #OscarH8

@NotJustJessica Anna K-

 

You were there last year, it looked like you were having fun. *snickers* I was. #Clooney

@theStewinator KStew

@NotJustJessica Those interviewers. Gawd! And they put me in a stuffy dress with stupid shoes, I need comfort! #converse #stefanHoodieEnvy

@TeamEdward Paul-Stefan

-@theStewinator You were at the Oscars last year & you’re complaining about coutoure? Trade you my hoodie collection for your Jimmy Choos… 4 @Doppleganger of course
@girlWithaPearlNecklace Ashley G

-@theStewinator How can you complain? You were in the same room w/ Hollywoods elite #mancandy

@Nicorette Nikki R

I agree w/@theStewinator Award shows are just a bunch of hippocrytes doing a bunch of preening and ass kissing. #InviteMePlease

@theStewinator KStew

WORD, girlfriend! RT: Award shows are just a bunch of hippocrytes doing a bunch of preening and ass kissing. @Nicorette

@Doppleganger Nina Dob

-@theStewinator The Oscars are a great way to pay respect to the hard work #cakewalk that we actors pour into our craft.

@theStewinator KStew

-@Doppleganger  Craft my $#%%! Easy for you to say you play 2 people at once. That IS work #JealousDamonIs1OfYourOptions

@Doppleganger Nina Dob

-@theStewinator It IS hard to make it look convincing that I like Damon. #sarcasm. I ALWAYS prefer @TeamEdward. *Thinks* That doesn’t look right. Hmmm.

@NotJustJessica Anna K

-@theStewinator It’s all in the attitude. If you embrace the fans and media, it’s a truly enriching experience.

@FierceShooz Candice “Caroline” Acc

-@NotJustJessica I agree. I’d be happy to be your wing man on the Red Carpet, my friend #IntroduceMe2ClooneyOh&Rob2

@theStewinator KStew

I’ve had it. They never give those things to actors in supernatural Franchises anyway #impressedIknewaDifferentFword

@SookehIsMahine Anna PaqMoy

-Ahem: #JustSayin

@BigInJapan Just Rob

I’d be so grateful if you all could convince @theStewinator to just suck it up for 1 night. Plus I like to wear tuxes. Maybe one year I’ll be nom’d.

Hey, there @BigInJapan. Maybe an Oscar would occur if  THIS: became a reality….#grungeplaidLUV4Evah