posted by EC Stace
Rob’s Adventures at Comic-Con
I am praying for better hair this year.
I get it, we’ve disappeared. I apologize, but seriously it has been a busy time for us both. To make it up to those of you still reading our crazy…here’s a fake celebrity email theater for you to enjoy.
Disclaimer: You know this isn’t real, right? You must know that they can’t actually act this way. At least, I hope not.
MCROBBASE: Ian, mate, what are you doing?
VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: In a panel. Go away!
VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: Paul says hi.
MCROBBASE: Paul, how’s the panel? I am bored. They won’t let me drink a beer.
ROMANTICSTEFAN: Its 10:30 in the morning! Have an orange juice. Nina and I are playing rock, paper, scissors. They are only talking to Ian about 50 Shades of Grey anyway.
MCROBBASE: The movie based on my life? I saw pictures of me and the book in some magazines. I wonder why they called it 50 Shades of Grey? I am a colorful bloke. There was this one time when Tom and I got ahold of some grey paint, but it was only to paint a rocking chair.
ROMANTICSTEFAN: It’s a porn book based on Twilight fanfiction, Rob! My wife likes to read it aloud. It scares me.
VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: You are an idiot too, Paul.
MCROBBASE: This is brilliant! You want to be like me…or Edward.
VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: I certainly do not want to be a sparkly, pent up, virgin vampire. I think infusing some Damon in that flick would help. Plus, I am good with nudity.
MCROBBASE: I think Michael Fassbender would be a great choice if nudity should be taken in consideration.
ROMANTICSTEFAN: I second that motion.
VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: I hate you both.
MCROBBASE: I think you could be good too, Alex.
SWEDEVAMP: How did you get this number? I told my agent to make it unlisted.
VAMPSDOITBIGGERINTEXAS: Does anyone have any diapers? Little guy did a poopy.
VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: Kill me now.
MCROBBASE: I have some in my bag for Tom and Sienna’s little one. I babysit on Thursdays. What size do you need, Jackson?
TEENWOLF: Hey guys. Why don’t you ever text me?
VAMPSDONTSPARKLE: What’s up, baby lover?
TEENWOLF: Oh, come on!
Don’t you wish THAT happened at Comic Con?