The Breaking Dawn Trailer
Posted by snowwhitedrifted (West Coast Stacey/ SWD)
I FINALLY saw the Breaking Dawn trailer…
And I couldn’t give a sh*t.
I know! Weird! Is it because I really didn’t like the book? I couldn’t stand Edward by this point, well he was fine during the feathers but afterward. No longer do I see Edward and think:
EC: I might have to disagree with you on this one,my friend. I started jumping up and down like a 12 year old at a Justin Bieber concert. (The thought of which makes me cringe.) I was thrilled. Not that I particularly liked Breaking Dawn the book, but I did find it unintentionally hilarious. I feel that I will have the same reaction to the movie. Can you imagine the jokes that can be made? I can and they are going to be marvelous jokes!
They’re all so sullen. Sullen Cullens. Not a fan.
EC: In my head, I already have jokes started about those Sullen Cullens and Jacob running through the woods singing songs like…Elvis’s “Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog”.
Alice and Carlisle have the same haircut.
EC: Like father, like adopted vampire daughter. Or more like where ever the wardrobe found those discount wigs. Probably in the coupon circular that comes with the Sunday newspaper. Those things always have a mail order wig company that you can order hideous wigs from or those creepy porcelean dolls.
Bella’s baby bump looks like an ever so slight beer bloat, which a good pee will get rid of.
EC: I wish both times I had baby bumps they looked like that. Instead I resembled Shamu from Sea World.
I’m tired of the pasty white vamps.
I’ve been spoiled by True Blood and Vampire Diaries.
EC: Agreed. But there’s still a place in my heart for bossy sparkles…aka Edward.
So, it saddens me to say, ” Twilight…
EC: Don’t worry…I’ll get WC back on board!