Rob apologizes to Kristen for his MTV Taylor kiss

posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

or TayBert 2011

My Dearest Kristen,

I am so sorry. It just happened. I got caught up in the moment. All that pre-show vodka kissing talk. I blame the discussion the 3 of us had in the limo over. Damn Summit for sending us over the script for a re-make of the film “Threesome.” I’ve always envied Josh Charles’ character.

90's films are now *vintage*. Time for a re-make.

I apologize, my dear. It will not happen again. Unless of course he puts on his Twilight wig, I see him from the back, think it’s you because my vision is blurry from a boozefest and shotgun lesson with Billy Burke and his copstache.

Again, Apologizing.

-Rob

Dammit, Rob! You stole my Juicy Fruit

 

Rob,

I’m not too worried about it. I’ve got support from my girls.

-Kristen

I’m going Volturi-bian anyway

Dear Rob,

It moved.

-Taylor

*Taylor thinks* Plaid to the bone, indeed!