Rob apologizes to Kristen for his MTV Taylor kiss

posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

or TayBert 2011

My Dearest Kristen,

I am so sorry. It just happened. I got caught up in the moment. All that pre-show vodka kissing talk. I blame the discussion the 3 of us had in the limo over. Damn Summit for sending us over the script for a re-make of the film “Threesome.” I’ve always envied Josh Charles’ character.

90's films are now *vintage*. Time for a re-make.

I apologize, my dear. It will not happen again. Unless of course he puts on his Twilight wig, I see him from the back, think it’s you because my vision is blurry from a boozefest and shotgun lesson with Billy Burke and his copstache.
Again, Apologizing.

Dammit, Rob! You stole my Juicy Fruit

I’m not too worried about it. I’ve got support from my girls.
I’m going Volturi-bian anyway

Dear Rob,

It moved.


*Taylor thinks* Plaid to the bone, indeed!


2 Responses to “Rob apologizes to Kristen for his MTV Taylor kiss”

  1. TeamJacobEdward Says:

    Love it!

  2. TeamSeth Says:

    “It moved”


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