Archive for June, 2011

We’re on Vacation

Posted in Uncategorized on June 29, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

We’ll return around July 11th

🙂

I leave you with this:

Go hug your Hoyt

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You’ve Got Mail (Fake Celebrity Email Theater): Paul Plans a True Blood Viewing Party

Posted in Fake Emails, True Blood with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2011 by talksupe
posted by East Coast Stacey

The season premiere of True Blood is upon us and it’s time for our buddy Paul to throw on his apron, polish the silver and make decorative floral arrangements for a party. A True Blood viewing party. It really doesn’t get any better than this…

DISCLAIMER: You know the drill, kids…this isn’t real. These email addresses DO NOT belong to any of these individuals. Though it would be hilarious if they did. Also, I do not think any of the actors mentioned act in any way like we write them. In fact, I have a sneaky suspicion they are all outstanding and intelligent individuals, that hopefully have a huge sense of humor. It’s just funnier to write this way. Also, can you imagine all of these people watching True Blood together…the possibilities are endless.

Subject: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To: (Vampire Diaries Cast), (Twilight Cast), (True Blood Cast), (One Tree Hill Cast) and (How I Met Your Mother Cast)

Hey Everybody!

Nina and I are having our 1st Annual True Blood Viewing Party this weekend! Come join us for Tapas, red wine and board games as we watch the spooky True Blood premiere.

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!  
From: hotpockets4evah@att.net
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Good morning Paul, old man!

Thank you for the lovely invitation! Tom and I would love to come join you, but do I actually have to watch the show? It looks quite frightening and I have a sneaky suspicion that Ian would try to hide in corners and jump out at me which would scare me further. Did you know that they sell True Blood at the liquor store? I was picking up a six-pack of Heineken and there it was, mocking me with its scary red font. I shudder to think of my embarrassment if I have to hide in my pillow at your pad.   

Your mate,
Rob

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To: hotpockets4evah@att.net
CC:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

It will be fine, Rob! We have the living room open for board games! I even have your favorite…Candy Land! Just hang in there and play games and eat. I am making a delicious crab puff recipe that I discovered in this month’s issue of EVERYDAY FOODS. That Martha Stewart is a genius!

BTW…Ian will absolutely be leaving you alone. Promise.

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com
To:  hotpockets4eva@att.net; plaidshirtvamp@att.net;

Damn, Rob…you are just too easy to make fun of! Candy Land? Scared of a bottled beverage? Grow a pair, boy! Didn’t Edward rip out that baby from Bella’s belly with his teeth? That’s scarier then anything on Vampire Diaries or True Blood.

Paul, dude! Heading to Whole Foods to get the ingredients for my infamous garlic humus and a big bag of pita chips. Need me to grab anything else? There’s a fine honey that works in the produce section all covered in mystical tattoos, dreadlocks and smells like patchouli. I am going to try and get her digits.
  
-Ian

Doin it Vamp style in GA

BTW: Reuse, Renew and Recycle Bitches and Real Vamps Don’t Sparkle

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!  
From: hotpockets4evah@att.net
To:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com 

Ian, my friend!

You’ve read Breaking Dawn?!? Golly good! What did you think Edward’s motivation was when listening to the child through his beloved’s stomach? Did you think he and Jacob could have bonded more quickly? I would love hearing your thoughts!
Oh…good luck trying to catch that bird!

Your mate,

Rob

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com
To:  hotpockets4eva@att.net

Damn. Forget I mentioned anything related to Twilight. Stupid sparkly vamps.
  
Bird? What?

-Ian

Doin it Vamp style in GA

BTW: Reuse, Renew and Recycle Bitches and Real Vamps Don’t Sparkle

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From plaidshirtvamp@att.net

To:  blueyedenvironmentalist@hotmail.com

Be nice to Rob, Ian! He’s a sensitive soul.

Could you pick up some red gerber daisies and white tulips from the Whole floral section? It will fit the theme. Nina picked up these great black table clothes back in November from Home Goods. 75% off of Halloween decorations! How great is that! They even accepted her expired Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupon!

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: praisehim@aol.com
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Thanks for the invite man. Unfortunately, True Blood is the work of the devil. Instead, I will be attending this at my church. (Invite below) Come join us and be saved, my brother!

WWJD,
Kellan

The Veggie Tales: The Movie Viewing Party

Come join us to enjoy the exploits of our favorite morally pure vegatables! Yummy snacks and pizza on the menu! Bring your lawn chairs and get comfy!

Where:
The New Gospel

134 Green Street

(In the shopping plaza next to the Fashion Barn)

When:
December 14, 2010

Time:

5 P.M. to 8 P.M.

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To: praisehim@aol.com

Kellan, you do know you PLAY a vampire, right?

Your friend,
Paul

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: praisehim@aol.com
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

My brother, a MORMON vampire.

WWJD,
Kellan

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: bluesweaterswede@gmail.com
To:  plaidshirtvamp@att.net
CC: annashubby@gmail.com

No. Stephen and I will be attending a True Blood Charity gala that evening benefiting the American Red Cross.

I do believe Anna might stop by.

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From:  100MonkeyMan@gmail.com
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Want 100 Monkeys to play at the party? We work for beer! Plus, we do a great Black Keys cover…only with a funk/jazz/Grateful Dead vibe. What do you think?
Oh, will that pretty girl who plays the witch be there? Seems, my favorite lady would  rather hang out with that toga wearing guy from the movie, “300.”
-Jackson

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To:  100MonkeyMan@gmail.com

Umm…so much other stuff going on…no real need for a live band. I can hook up my iPod if needed. How about you bring some…ahh…tortilla chips.

Yep, Katrina’s coming. She’s a good girl. Sorry about Ashley. You knew you were asking for trouble when she started dating that Jonas Brother.  

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: annashubby@gmail.com
To: bluesweaterswede@gmail.com

Alex-

I couldn’t convince Anna out of leaving the benefit early to go to that party. Something about playing Candy Land and beating Pattinson and somebody named Stu.

-Stephen

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From:  degrassigirl456@hotmail.com
To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Guess what, good buddy! I got the red velvet chocolate cake recipe! Let’s bake it tonight and watch The Proposal! Don’t you just LOVE Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock?! Swooning!

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!
From: plaidshirtvamp@att.net
To:  degrassigirl456@hotmail.com

You know I love that movie, girl!

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!

From:    BarneyStinsonistheman@gmail.com

To: plaidshirtvamp@att.net

Seriously, how did you get this email? I mean the fan letters were one thing, but now party invitations? Unfortunately, I will be doing my laundry that evening instead.

However, Alyson Hannigan wanted me to say she’s coming with a bunch of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast. I reminded her that her show was so 90’s Vampires, but she told me to shush it. Little warning… James Marsters is a wild man.

Subject: Re: True Blood Viewing Extravaganza!

From: Anziz4Edward@sbcglobal.net

To: (Vampire Diaries Cast), (Twilight Cast), (True Blood Cast), (One Tree Hill Cast) and (How I Met Your Mother Cast) 

 I’m crashing!! And I’m bringing Jäger Jenga!

A Non Supe Movie/DVD Review: The Town

Posted in Talk Supe Movie Review on June 21, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey

 

Affleck, Hamm and the City of Boston = A Great Flick

I know, I know…this blog is called Talk Supe. Which usually means that we usually give at least one way to tie in a supernatural element into our posts. Well not this time. Hear me out. It’s great to be well rounded and like lots of different things. For instance, I DVR Vampire Diaries.That’s right, I’ll admit it, I DVR it every week. What do I watch instead? NBC Comedy Thursday. After a long day cleaning the house and chasing the kids you need a laugh, some John Kranski, Tina Fey and the whole cast of Parks and Recreation. That’s why I say to all of you, that this East Coast girl highly recommends this thrilling crime drama brought to you by Mr. Jennifer Garner…I mean Ben Affleck.

Just because I wasn't in Alias, doesn't mean I'm second rate. I won an Oscar darn it! Don't see people saying this about Damon. Matt Damon! Not that vampire guy!

 
Plus any movie starring the star of the brilliant Mad Men is super in my book! Plus, Jon Hamm is a great mix of sexy intelligent, but arrogant as the FBI agent trying to take down a group of bank robbers. 

 

I would be happy to come in for questioning, Mr. Draper. Oops, that would be Mad Men. Hey, that'll work too! Question me about advertising!

 Then there was this scene…

That's a whole lot of masculinity on the screen. Nice!

You have to have some action…

I'm not too sure about Hamm's shooting/constipated face, but there is a lot of intense stand offs in this movie!

Of course, I’m a girl so I need the romance…

No! Not from that train wreck!

This is the right one!

Aww! Much better choice.

 I can see why the Hurt Locker won the Oscar!

Jeremy Renner is INTENSE!

 
These masks were the scariest parts!
 

Worse than the Scream mask. Bring on the nightmares!

 My favorite part…

Beautiful Boston...home of the delicious Sam Adams Brew

Rent it for the weekend! (Well for adults only!) You’ll be glad you did. I mean it does have Jon Hamm in it!

True Blood Countdown… 1 Week to Go!!!

Posted in True Blood with tags , , , , , , , on June 19, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

I was watching Season 2 last night, catching up. I forgot how much I liked Sam and Hoyt and Terry! I am really looking forward to next Sunday night, when season 4 premieres. This show gets exponentially better each season and I can’t wait to see what Ball has on store for us.

Who will be the first to bite Sookie this season? (OK, I read the books, so I have an idea… but this show takes so many twists, it could be Andy Bellefleur for all I know.)

All in a day's work for a Clairvoyant Fairy

Can't forget Alcide!!!

Unrelated side note. Joe Manganiello should definitely make a guest appearance on Spartacus. #FriendsOfTheLudis2011

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards: Why Pattinson Needs to Take Awesome Lessons From Sudeikis

Posted in MTV Awards, Parks and Recreations, Pattinson Ponderings, Twilight, Uncategorized with tags , , on June 14, 2011 by talksupe
posted by EC Stacey
What the HECK was this guy drinking? And where can I get some?
 

WHY SUKEIKIS (and Ansari) NEED TO MENTOR ROB PATTINSON

 
The Everything Twilight Awards…I Mean the 2011 MTV MOVIE AWARDS was an event. Or a fiasco. My inability to actually decide how I feels about it is the reason it took me so long to write this post. (Also, it’s summertime and my head is still in the clouds after reading that delicious Skarsgard interview in GQ.)
SWD: I walked by this GQ in the grocery store, rubber necked, and plowed right into a dad who was laughing at me. Good times
EC: I can say, without a doubt, that THIS GUY was brilliant…
 

My NEW celebrity crush for 2011

 That’s right the funny man brought joy to my MTV MOVIE AWARD watching experience. Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy a drunk, blabbering Rob saying unbleeped curse awards.  I missed the confused and unintentionally funny Pattinson from year’s past and was bored of the PR packaged version that was all over the publicity for Eclipse. (That overpolished version should only be seen in little Taylor Lautner, not Rob. Is nothing sacred anymore?!?) However(and it’s a big one), I have a feeling if Rob had a comedy mentor to guide him, we might actually have a man that can cross movie genres! Rob doing a comedy would feel so right!

SWD: Here’s my suggestion. They make a Hangover 3 and it takes place in Scotland (the kilts are begging to adorn Bradley Cooper) but they start out in London and meet Patti… drunken hijinx ensue… off to the Highlands where there are plenty of sheep jokes and inappropriately tossed cabers….

"You really think I can be funny? That would be bloody brilliant! But my handler's only want me to play suave Edward Cullen types!"

 

Good start, Robbie! Making weird faces while eating is your first step towards comedy domination! Wait...you really eat like that? Ohh...my bad.

 
But who can help? You could go get some training at the Actor’s Studio in New York! No time? Hmm…
 

Perfect! These two can help! If an InSync Boy can become hilarious and have great chemistry with Kunis then...

 SWD: Would this, erm, work? Rob has big hands and usually works with Stewie… I think we’d have a better effect with Tom Stu!!! 🙂

Oh no! Skinny, little Taylor saw this...

 
 

Poor boy is so confused right now! Also, because Robert did this...

 

THIS is funny!

 
 
How about her for a mentor?
 

She will eat you alive.

 

I suggest being in a movie with THIS charming red head! (They are the best you know!)

 

This man should be your GURU! (Just like Somerhalder worships Deepak Chopra)

You can be on Funny or Die's Between Two Ferns, Rob! Just try to have some dignity and contain the giggles.

 
 

Oops! Got distracted by Xavier and Rob's comment about ripping off Bryce's head and her having a baby in her tummy. Awkward!

 
Just promise me to never become THIS GUY!
This is my advice to you dear Robert. Just promise that next time you will drink a little less ‘courage juice’ and embrace your inner sillly. (It’s more than enough.)
SWD: Random: I recently learned they make Justin Bieber T-shirts in men’s sizes. That’s just wrong. 
 
 
 
 

 

STARZ.. You’re on the List!!! :(

Posted in Camelot, SWD's ramblings with tags , , , , , , , on June 13, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West Coast Stacey)

Camelot Season Finale SPOILERS!!!

Leontes

Oh how I wish he was just squeezing some sense into her.. .but, alas.. no, not what happened.

Ok STARZ, firstly on the season finale of Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, you bring back Crixus’ season 1 hair…

Scruff ALWAYS trumps High and Tight, STARZ!!!

and now THIS:

Sadly, that's not Cupid's arrow. *sniff sniff*

Really, STARZ, really? You know, HBO doesn’t kill off the pretties. Eric Northman is “alive” and well. Alcide and Sam are stil howlin’. Do I need to cancel you?

AND you also messed with Arthur’s mama? Low blow, STARZ, low blow. You don’t kill moms!

I'm totally kicking that nuns ass in the afterlife!

What are you going to do to us next season? Make Kay gain 400 pounds and become Merlin’s cat?

My sorceror skills are rusty. He was supposed to be a Percheron. Damn....

 

Like Texas, Don't mess with!!!!

 And when did THIS happen?

Isn't that Kay? Is that Morgan? Whaaaa?????!!!!

Okay, if Kay and Morgan hook up  next season, I think I’m back on bored.

But still, sad day for me.

R.I.P. #TeamLeontes

EC gets on Somerhalders good side

Posted in Ian Stuff, SWD's ramblings, Vampire Diaries with tags , on June 10, 2011 by talksupe
posted by snowwhitedrifted (West Coast Stacey/ SWD)

Poor EC has been without power for over 14 hours now, due to the severe thunderstorms. One upside to this is that she is now VERY eco- friendly, because she doesn’t have a choicethere isn’t any electricity being used unnecessarily. Therefore, she will be getting the honorary “Eco Ranger” award from our resident environmental activist, Ian Somerhalder. Now I know his favorite scenes on Vampire Diaries have to be when they do the flash back scenes. No not just because he gets to rub up on Katherine, but because this was a kinder, gentler time for our earth. No lights, no leafblowers, no Hummers. Ian is in heaven thinking of all the purities the world had in flashback Mystic Falls.

Ian says, "Go Green, Girlfriend!"

I bet Ian even gives the cast little eco-friendly pep talks during takes.

'Be strong Stefan, I need you to drain the starters of the Industrial Revolution...' Stefan: 'But I don't want to do that. I think I'll like mass produced, excessively deep v-neck T-shirts. Organic cotton or not.'

But with Eli Whitney's cotton gin, also comes the horrific article known as the zipper.

I’m confused, why will I hate this “zipper” you speak of?

Oh my…. I think I understand

Take THAT Spinning Jenny

Think Globally Act Locally indeed!