Caption THIS: Fun with Reese and Rob

posted by snowwhitedrifted (SWD/ West coast Stacey) and East Coast Stacey

SWD: Promoting the upcoming release of his new film, Water for Elephants, Mr. Pattinson has graced another magazine cover, and it’s a goodie. There are no reptiles or Parson’s hats or Amish overtones. Just ol’ fashioned Rob looking pretty with his WFE co-star, Reese.

EC: Can I just add that I saw this cover and thought, “That’s a whole lot of pretty. Oh and Reese doesn’t look too shabby either.”

Theater BAIT. Water for Elephants, fun for the whole family

They both have the most devilish smirks on their faces. What could they be thinking? How would we CAPTION THIS?

REESE: Sure, you got the elephant under control, but Cougars can't be tamed

ROB: Got MILF? I do.

REESE: Queenie likes it when you pet her.

ROB: Ah yes, to quote Ambrose Bierce, The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

REESE: I guess she remembers your 'little friend', Kinko

ROB: Definitely. Kinko performs well under the Big Top.

Just so we’re clear:

Queenie.

Kinko

and on that note, I’ll leave you with this:

EC: Friends, Water for Elephants is on it’s way. After seeing this cover, all the cougars and MILFs will be rejoicing in the streets. Then the Twimoms will turn in their Edward body pillows for Team Jacob teeshirts. Team Jacob the Veterinarian, not the puppy (jailbait) Jacob. What did you do Reese, what did you do! #unfairexpectationsfor30somethings

Are you excited about Water for Elephants? Let us know in the comments!

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2 Responses to “Caption THIS: Fun with Reese and Rob”

  1. TeamSeth Says:

    I know nothing about WFE, but it looks interesting from the previews.

    What is Kinko eating? It looks kind of like a disfigured banana, but I’m guessing it’s more likely a corn dog…

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