Vampire Diaries Recap: The House Guest
posted by snowwhitedrifted (west coast stacey/ SWD)
or Damon gets a Blowtorch
Last Sunday, I was doing a little on-line shopping to balance out the testosterone infused activity I was engaging in: drinking beer, eating wings and watching the Daytona 500 with Mr. Snow. I ordered this cute little top and some jeans from
Mecca Anthropologie, sighed and waited.
EC: I was watching the Daytona 500 too! Well sort of. Instead, I was reading Entertainment Weekly and swoo… no… respecting the work of Michael Fassbender. How did I not know about this Irishman?
Anyhow, I love that shirt! You and Caroline have great taste. I am rocking some adorable JCrew Sam’s shirts and daydreaming about hanging out with Alcide at Merlotte’s and watching Dale Earnhardt Jr. Racing. See how I just tied that all together. Yep, I am ready for summer and the new season of True Blood!
Flash forward to later that week, and my viewing of Vampire Diaries, when Caroline shows up in the top that was en route to me! And look what it got her… mil bessos from Matt! Now, I know, I know I’m the only one who doesn’t want him killed off #shoulders and he may just be… But let’s review this good dose of Matt and Caroline.
EC: You mean talk about the part I was napping during their scenes, until Caroline freaked him out with her new ‘lifestyle’. Then Matt got all like the scared girl in a horror movie. Then I laughed. Matt went on to mention old Vicki and I had to try to remember her. Which when I did remember Vicki, I was reminded that she annoyed me. That led me to want Caroline to eat Matt and run away with Stefan. After all that, back to napping.
Matt and Caroline: Caroline Compels the band to let her sing. And what does my wardrobe twin choose? A Bangles song, “Eternal Flame” ! Oh how it put me right back to my jr. high Valentine’s dance, gazing longingly at Keith Maddison, even his name is dreamy, still, *le sigh*… of course I was dancing with Seth Woodcock instead. But anyway, I digress. So Caroline’s rockin’ the tunes and Matt pulls a “Never Been Kissed“ move and jumps on stage and dip kisses her. Being #Team Matt, I swooned right along with Caroline. See, that shirt means business. Apparantly it has more draw than a Sam shirt. And that’s saying something. *wonders* So, when I put on MY version of that shirt, will Mr. Snow and I make out in the men’s room of our local Chili’s?
EC: See this is why I don’t like using restrooms in eating establishments. You never know what people are doing in there. That’s why my purse is packed with sanitizing wipes and Purell. #channelingmyinnerEdwardCullen
I am feeling kind of…well…not quite my sweet self lately, so I might have started rolling my eyes at this ode to 80’s music wooing. Which reminded me of my high school dances, which I imagine if the DJ would try to play The Bangles instead of Snoop Dog there would be a riot. #notMysticFalls
Other: Okay, I admit that it’s Monday. I watched this episode on Friday night. And I typed my notes on my iPhone, with auto
eff it up correct, in the dark, after a bottle of wine. Can anyone tell me what I could have possibly meant by, “Enemas mothtmas matt” means? Or “Batts jugular”? Anyway, everything but the Caroline and Matt parts are a blur. I’ll need EC’s help on this one.
EC: I am here to help! Matt and Caroline was all you got? Silly, WC! No more drinking the vino and watching VampDi for you. This episode was action packed! Probably due to being on break until mid April. #tospreadoutthejoy, more likely #towaitouttheAmericanIdolfinale
Alaric: Was Alaric wearing guy-liner in this epi?
EC: It looked like he was. Maybe he was trying to win her back with his Cure impression. That should have been the musical interlude this episode. Instead of Caroline and The Bangles, Alaric performing ‘Friday I’m In Love’.
Damon: Trys to play crispy critter with Elijah’s corpse.
EC: That scene was fun. Katherine in the rare position of being in danger. Wait…isn’t this the same episode that Damon pushed her off the bed? That was funny. I imagined that book he was reading was A Purpose Driven Life and he ‘purposely’ pushed her onto the floor. Ha!
Witch Projection: Luka sizzles Russell Eddington style.
EC: Poor Luka. I wanted more of a torn Bonnie between Luka and Whiny. I guess I should go back to my original idea, Bonnie and Damon. (Even though, Whiny is still growing on me.)
And I don’t even remember this scene of Vamp Lit 101:
EC: Me neither. I think Elena is reading Judy Blume. Stefan reading Twilight. (You know he identifies with his boy Edward) and Damon secretly sneaking Playboys in between his Encyclopedia Britannica.
Evil Witch Dad: said something about Elijah being dead and, “is he really?” Which called to mind the Jerricho Barrons (Fever series) words of wisdom, “…You can never be sure it’s dead until you’ve killed it, burned it, poked around and scattered the ashes, then wait a few days to make sure it doesn’t come back.” Along with this, in reference to answering a question about how you can’t kill a vampire, “You better hope (he’s) not a vampire.” Which makes me think Elijah’s coming back.
EC: He’s so coming back! You can’t take down Mr. Floppy Hair with a silly stake.
Daddy Witch went completely Carrie on the gang’s favorite bar and grill. The only thing missing was the prom dress and buckets o’blood. It was intense. What was more intense? Jenna coming face to face with Elena’s Mommy Vamp, Isobel! This is going to be good! Unfortunately, we must wait. Darn you JLO and American Idol!
*Please note* I blatently stole almost all of these pictures from http://www.daemonstv.com/ . I was too
lazy busy to screen cap.
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