A very JORT post

posted by snowwhitedrifted (West coast Stacey/ SWD)

It’s warm here in the OC. You know what that means? Time to break out the JORTS.

Which got me wondering. Since Jacob imprints (eww) on Renesmeee. To show his creepiness devotion, do you think for a baby gift he brings her these:

Huggies Jorts: for when wolves imprint on infants

Will we soon find this, wandering around the pre schools of La Push?

Where are their mothers?

And all of this makes this sooooo much creepier. That’s Quil!

Eww, that's even what they call the non Quiluetes

I’ll leave you with this blog. Just Jorts . It’ll make your mullet stand on end.

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6 Responses to “A very JORT post”

  1. “Don’t be a paleface” hahahahahahhaaha such win!

  2. Why did your wonderful post bring to mind Conan O’Brien wearing jeggings?

  3. DYING!!! I also wonder if Jacob would have ever considered wearing pajama jeans? For those nights when he’s got to get from his bed to parameter watch in less than 30 seconds? It could happen.

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