No Alcoholic Beverages When Picking out Award Show Attire
Mr. Pattinson This Intervention is for Your Own Good
posted by EC Stacey
Robert, Robert, Robert…who picked this jacket for you? It’s very 1980’s Dad Jacket. Did you get it out of the back of Dick’s closet? I had this dream:
Robert Pattinson and my dad were sitting at Starbucks. (Which was funny, because I think my dad would say they are overpriced for a plain cup of Joe) They were both wearing that jacket. Robert annouced with a happy giggle, “Mr. EC’s Dad, you look so nice in that jacket!”
My dad replied, “No son, you look so nice!”
Then they both smiled and drank their coffee.
I woke up with a small scream.
For my sake, the next award show, PLEASE wear something like this…
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